"I never thought after the season that I would sign somewhere for one year, but situations change," Hossa said. "It wasn't an easy decision. I wanted to have the best chance to win the Stanley Cup and I feel Detroit is the team."
so yea I'm talkin smack early for next year!! wings vs the stars in the finals Detroit wins it 4-2]]>
So sorry Syndy...er...um....Sydney.
Truly though, my heart goes out to any Pens fans. Your team put up a great fight.]]>
But just wait until next year. My STARS will prevail!]]>
*Red Wings imageGO LEAFS GO!]]>
GO WINGS!!!yea that was a very depressing pistons game...And i want to say that if they wouldve won...i would not have minded getting tiipsy off of $8 beers! lol but since they lost, the beers were a rip off :-( Also smarty we need to get some more 'smokey smoke' maybe they'll clinch the cup in the next game.]]>
GO WINGS!!!]]>
But I have faith.. Detroit will prevail.yea I was gettin wasted at the bar all waiting to exit and start a parade down mack at wahtever time it was with a bunch of drunken people.. but like 1 minute after he let the goal in.. this dude at the bar grabbed an empty bottle and broke it and began stabbing the guy to is his left in the neck and side after a long drunken night of talkin crap, then ran out the bar.. so no parade.. :-( and dollar beers ended after the game was over]]>
Full props to Pitt for never giving up as long as there're still ticks on the clock and for hanging on for the win. They knew I took Detroit in 6 and they didn't want to let me down.]]>
GO LEAFS!!!So did you...
GO LEAFS GO!]]>
I hope this series goes 7 games!you forgot something:
GO LEAFS!!!]]>
I hope this series goes 7 games!
GO LEAFS GO!]]>
And I really believe that's how it is. I'm picturing you having a huge drawer, filled with nothing but condoms. And one lonely shirt.]]>
what's with all the nba stuff here haha? btw the spurs are old and slow and kobe and gasol are showing everyone.]]>
In 1952, Montreal scored 1 goal in game 1 and 1 goal in game 2. They did not score in game 3 or 4 as they were swept by the Red Wings.
In 1996, Florida scored 1 goal in game 1, 1 goal in game 2, and 2 goals in game 3. They were swept by the Colorado Avalanche.I knew u would find those stats.. thanx 1952? uh oh come on wings just 2 more shutouts]]>
In 1952, Montreal scored 1 goal in game 1 and 1 goal in game 2. They did not score in game 3 or 4 as they were swept by the Red Wings.
In 1996, Florida scored 1 goal in game 1, 1 goal in game 2, and 2 goals in game 3. They were swept by the Colorado Avalanche.]]>
DOWN WITH THE FLIGHTLESS BIRDS!!]]>
If we get to the end and find Detroit...eh. We already done that and should be able to do it again. As least you won't have to go buy a new "We-met-the-Spurs-in-the-Championship-and-got-our-asses-handed-to-us" t-shirt. Wear the one from 2005.lol, I keep that shirt tucked away in my condom drawer along with a few other things I never use.. at least kobe seems to have saved me from bringing it out again.. GO WINGS!!]]>
Go wings!!
Go pistons!!!
Go tigers!!(maybe??)All the teams left in the NBA are kinda scary. We gotta shut down Kobe and the Pistons have to get by Boston.
If we get to the end and find Detroit...eh. We already done that and should be able to do it again. As least you won't have to go buy a new "We-met-the-Spurs-in-the-Championship-and-got-our-asses-handed-to-us" t-shirt. Wear the one from 2005.]]>
Stars.
Spurs.
1st period of the Stars game made chug almost an entire 6 pack, but at least the Spurs made sure I didn't use the gun.
GO SPURS GO!!haha, thats gonna suck when u realize detroit crushed both of ur teams in the end.. although the spurs are kinda scary.. we got them in the finals though
Go wings!!
Go pistons!!!
Go tigers!!(maybe??)]]>
Stars.
Spurs.
1st period of the Stars game made chug almost an entire 6 pack, but at least the Spurs made sure I didn't use the gun.
GO SPURS GO!!]]>
So Pens-Wings, It should be a hellva Cup finals.Shhh. Day of mourning. No talking.]]>
It is bad enough when there are bad calls but to have your team NOT show up on top of that.....well....I just don't know if I can handle the stress again.
My face broke out, I think my hair has thinned some, my muscles ache....I'm not even a player!!!
The good news is, I can't WAIT to see them TORN A-PART by Detroit. Unless of course, the Stars join the ranks of only two teams to come back and win with a 3-0 deficit.
Good luck Stars. Do what the Flyers couldn't.]]>
Oh, I've got system. I'll be in the recliner with a cold beer, the remote and a gun. Teams go through ups and downs throughout a game. When one team starts to go through a down cycle, I'll change over to the other game. When they start to go through a rough patch, I'll switch back. Any commercial gets a channel switch. If both teams go through a bad cycle at the same time, I'll chug the beer. If both teams lose, I'll shoot myself. It's worked for years.]]>
Do you have 2 TVs? You can put them side by side you know.....
oh, yea.
GO STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]>
GO STARS GO!!
And Spurs Game 7 is tonight too. Son-of-a-b***h!! There'll be smoke coming out of the remote by 8:00.
GO SPURS GO!!
I'm gonna have diarrhea by noon from all the nervousness.]]>
Grrr....Its ok Mr. Thefish......runner-up isnt that bad.]]>
Grrr....]]>
Pens in game 6]]>
GO LEAFS GO!]]>
GO LEAFS GO!]]>
GO STARS GO!!]]>
(if thats even a real word..)
Edit!!! GO LEAFS GO!!!]]>
for one simple reason.
it'll be a Stanley Cup sweep for the Pens!
BWHAHAHAHAHA! *coughs
just had to keep in the spirit of the smack talkin.Why, I aughtta.......]]>
it'll be a Stanley Cup sweep for the Pens!
BWHAHAHAHAHA! *coughs
just had to keep in the spirit of the smack talkin.]]>
The Wings/Stars game is on right now. Even Steven at 1-1.
Good luck Stars.
GO LEAFS GO!!
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YAY FLYERS!]]>
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Like the fact my Stars kicked some serious Duck ass last night if a 4-0 shutout! WOOHOOO!!!
edited to say: [sarcasm]isn't it GREAT that over the next 3 months of hockey playoffs, we get to see the NMR Avatars!!! WOOHOOO! What excellent timing on my part![/sarcasm]]]>