On June 30th, Micro$oft will pull Windows XP from store shelves. A bunch of people are kidding themselves that teh Gatesman will listen to their online petition.

Get ready for Vista everywhere you look.

Meh...I still use Windows 2000 at home. picked by moe 4 months ago

The chairman of Microsoft and one of the world's richest men, Bill Gates, is stepping down from his job running the world's largest software company. picked by psycmoe 2 months ago

At least in this video he is. Bill Gates is retiring from Microsoft to spend full time on his immense charity. picked by 2manyusernames 8 months ago

Redmond, WA – In response to customer demands Microsoft announced that instead of patching bugs and improving features of Windows Vista in the next service pack release, they would just install XP. picked by gratheo 11 months ago

Microsoft has launched an effort to double its user base to 2 billion by 2015, offering students in developing countries entry level versions of Windows and Office for next to nothing. It's also an effort to keep users in poorer nations hooked on Windows and away from Linux. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Windows XP will stop being available on new PCs from the end of January 2008. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

This is hilarious. Bill Gates during an interview avoids discussing the Apple ad campaign. picked by seofeed 1 year ago

Microsoft have announced the Beta version of the Windows Server 2008 product with native driver support for the IBM 'Cell' processor, allowing the PS3 to run Windows Server 2008. picked by punthe 5 months ago

More than 300,000 Iraqis including 600 Shi'ite tribal leaders have signed a petition accusing Iran of sowing "disorder" in southern Iraq. picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago

"The lack of attention to usability represented by these experiences blows my mind. I thought we had reached a low with Windows Network places or the messages I get when I try to use 802.11..." picked by leehblanc 2 months ago

Microsoft will launch a new service called Windows Live Messenger on Xbox 360. This will allow users of Xbox Live friends lists to merge those rosters with Windows Messenger buddy lists. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

An internet petition requesting that Uwe Boll stop making his awful movies attracted 18,000 signatures. When asked if this would affect him in any way he said that was not enough. Further, he specified the number that would count - 1,000,000. I think it's fair to conclude that beyond never having played the games he has bast ardised into his movies, he has also it would seem never heard of ... read full post picked by pocksucket 5 months ago

I just love this quote:
picked by BrightonCub 2 years ago

Courtesy of The late show with David Letterman picked by camro77 1 year ago

A town petition making President Bush and Vice President d**k Cheney subject to arrest for crimes against the Constitution has triggered a barrage of criticism from people who say residents are "wackjobs" and "nuts." picked by deepchill 7 months ago

Longhorn Reloaded - a project that aimed to finish off Microsoft's Longhorn OS (a precursor to Vista) - has received a cease-and-decist letter from Microsoft. What a surprise! picked by TheStep 1 year ago

leaked pictures of the new upcoming windows 7. check them out! picked by vipwoody 7 months ago

Within hours of its release, Microsoft's Service Pack 3 for Windows XP began drawing hundreds of complaints from users who claim the update is wreaking havoc on their PCs.

Problems such as spontaneous reboots, outright system crashes, and more. picked by 2manyusernames 3 months ago

Microsoft officials obviously believe Windows Vista is ready, given that it is set to release it to manufacturing within weeks, if not days. But what do some of its toughest testers think? picked by robfouryqr 2 years ago

Can't let Linux get a hold can we? picked by topofall 5 months ago