An 81-year-old German woman driving to a cemetery in her electric wheelchair decided to take a shortcut and drove the wrong way down a motorway. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

It's not been a good week for home invaders. Two days ago one got his a*s kicked by a blind guy. Now we have an elderly woman in a wheelchair that held an intruder at bay with a screwdriver, for an hour and a half! He finally passed out from loss of blood.

Note: Themepic isn't him picked by tigertony 5 months ago

Boise Police are searching for a man they say raped and beat an elderly woman in her home early Saturday morning. picked by muppet 6 months ago

An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden's main airport and was whisked down a baggage chute after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt. picked by AutumnLotus 1 week ago

There are many wonderful ways to fill your golden years when you retire.

Shigeo Tokuda became a porn star. Now 74, in the last 14 years he has made 350 films, including Maniac Training Of Lolitas and Forbidden Elderly Care.

He is just one of a growing band of aged amorists, and if you ask me, it beats getting a job as a greeter at a hardware store. picked by pocksucket 2 months ago

A nurse murdered four elderly patients by injecting them with a fatal dose of insulin because he regarded them as a "nuisance". picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

A pair of pants may help determine if elderly individuals have a high risk of slipping and falling by sensing fluctuations in their walking gait. picked by mutil8or 1 month ago

Extremely angry that the road was closed for the parade, she narrowly missed several families, children and an ice cream salesperson walking on the closed roadway... picked by DrNothing 1 year ago

An elderly woman left a trail of havoc behind her after driving for 15 miles the wrong way down the fast lane of a motorway. picked by topofall 5 months ago

Bunkley, 72, and Storey, 71, had to ride a PACE van downtown to get their marriage license since Bunkley is confined to a wheelchair and Storey needs a walker to get around, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday. picked by muppet 1 year ago

A Caracas family was forced to send a murdered son to the morgue in a taxi after waiting five hours for police who never arrived picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

In other news, non-fatal fall rate among the elderly is on the decline. picked by donteatpoop 2 years ago

She was stuck for five days and still survived. Good deal. picked by moe 5 months ago

Police said Vasquez sped around the woman them slammed on her brakes, forcing the elderly woman to stop. Then, according to police, Vasquez jumped out of her car, opened the elderly woman's driver's-side door and began beating her. picked by PulsisX 4 months ago

It must be the latest in home defense! picked by Phildo 2 years ago

Faced with a prison population aging as rapidly as the rest of the country, Japan is to build new jails with disabled access, including elevators, slopes for wheelchairs and grab-bars in toilets and baths. picked by muppet 8 months ago

Social security fails the elderly once again. picked by 2longdogs 7 months ago

Scientists are trying to find early signs of Alzheimer's by installing hundreds of motion sensors in the homes of elderly people. What will they learn? They are spending $7 million and hope to spot subtle changes earlier than ever. picked by hisidea 1 year ago

Across the street from a Denny's, a Pharmacy, and a Dried Fruit Store.

hehe picked by muppetmaker 7 months ago

"It was something that hit me. It was instinct that I needed to get them out and save them so they wouldn't die," she said. "When it first started, just the couch was on fire, but when I drug him out, by the time I got back in, the whole living room was black smoke and I couldn't see nothing." picked by dollyllama 6 months ago