<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Elderly Suffolk widow hails taxi to Greece : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/travel/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>23037</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23037/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Elderly Suffolk widow hails taxi to Greece]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I am very elderly and I didn't fancy flying. I am not very keen on airports any more as I don't like being taken around in a wheelchair. I thought it would be very nice just to get in the car at Sudbury outside my own front door and then not have to worry.&quot;]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>-23</score><crdate>6/7/2007 10:29:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-07T10:29:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>39263</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39263/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Elderly woman in wheelchair takes motorway shortcut]]></title><description><![CDATA[An 81-year-old German woman driving to a cemetery in her electric wheelchair decided to take a shortcut and drove the wrong way down a motorway.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>159</score><crdate>10/23/2007 8:58:06 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-23T08:58:06+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59540</id><url>http://www.plime.com/world/l/59540/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Intruder Pwned by 95 Year Old Woman in Wheelchair]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's not been a good week for home invaders. Two days ago one got his a*s kicked by a blind guy. Now we have an elderly woman in a wheelchair that held an intruder at bay with a screwdriver, for an hour and a half! 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Now 74, in the last 14 years he has made 350 films, including <i>Maniac Training Of Lolitas</i> and <i>Forbidden Elderly Care</i>.<br/><br/>He is just one of a growing band of aged amorists, and if you ask me, it beats getting a job as a greeter at a hardware store.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>343</score><crdate>6/24/2008 11:29:39 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-24T11:29:39+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>23013</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/23013/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Elderly woman drives through roads blocked for parade]]></title><description><![CDATA[Extremely angry that the road was closed for the parade, she narrowly missed several families, children and an ice cream salesperson walking on the closed roadway...]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>7</score><crdate>6/7/2007 6:48:11 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-07T06:48:11+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>34002</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34002/1/</url><title><![CDATA[First time marriages for elderly couple.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bunkley, 72, and Storey, 71, had to ride a PACE van downtown to get their marriage license since Bunkley is confined to a wheelchair and Storey needs a walker to get around, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>91</score><crdate>9/1/2007 1:23:15 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-01T01:23:15+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>32964</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32964/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Murdered Venezuelan man taken to morgue in taxi]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Caracas family was forced to send a murdered son to the morgue in a taxi after waiting five hours for police who never arrived]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>124</score><crdate>8/24/2007 11:51:48 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-24T11:51:48+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>55856</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55856/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Woman, 81, drove 15 miles wrong way up M65]]></title><description><![CDATA[An elderly woman left a trail of havoc behind her after driving for 15 miles the wrong way down the fast lane of a motorway.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>233</score><crdate>3/26/2008 3:38:08 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-26T15:38:08+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>83066</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/83066/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Woman, 84, Covered Self With 50 Cats To Keep Warm]]></title><description><![CDATA[About 50 cats, 20 ducks and 15 turkeys were taken from a New Smyrna Beach home, and a woman was arrested after her 84-year-old mother told authorities that she kept warm by covering herself with the animals, according to Volusia County sheriff's deputies.]]></description><comments>11</comments><score>493</score><crdate>11/28/2008 8:44:25 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-11-28T20:44:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>82636</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/82636/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Oops!: Woman in wheelchair mistakenly flown to Puerto Rico]]></title><description><![CDATA[She was supposed to go from Tampa to New York City, but a US Airways attendant wheeled the 83-year-old woman to the wrong flight.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>178</score><crdate>11/23/2008 1:26:29 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-11-23T13:26:29+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>6095</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/6095/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Fatal fall rate among elderly is on the rise...]]></title><description><![CDATA[In other news, non-fatal fall rate among the elderly is on the decline.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>21</score><crdate>11/17/2006 9:32:10 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-17T21:32:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>56900</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/56900/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Elderly woman rescued after five days in the tub]]></title><description><![CDATA[She was stuck for five days and still survived.  Good deal.]]></description><comments>6</comments><score>400</score><crdate>4/3/2008 5:10:26 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T17:10:26+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>60278</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60278/1/</url><title><![CDATA[19 YO woman beats down slow driving 81 YO woman]]></title><description><![CDATA[Police said Vasquez sped around the woman them slammed on her brakes, forcing the elderly woman to stop. 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