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Posted: 12 months ago by donteatpoop:
Are you prepared?
If zombies were to take over right now, how would you deal with it? What are your plans? How will you survive?
Score: [-] 172 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by unzercharlie:
Score: [-] 181 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by glik:
Can't we all just get along?
Score: [-] 59 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by kxmk:
I would run them over with my ZOMB-ONI:
Score: [-] 169 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by steelshooter:
« donteatpoop : Are you prepared?
If zombies were to take over right now, how would you deal with it? What are your plans? How will you survive? I don't understand.
Look at the upper management of the company you work for. Now look at the folks right below them.
Ask me again- "IF they take over?????"
Score: [-] 62 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by imnotyoo:
id go to my dadas house and borrow his ak47 and shoot those mothaf**kers all over
(drunk pliming)
Score: [-] 79 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by donteatpoop:
If zombies took over right now, at this moment; it appears that several of you would already be dead.
steelshooter denies the harsh reality of the situation, cracking jokes at middle management even as they devour the brains of his family. They turn on him next, his screams fall on dead ears.
Glik attempts to treaty with them and make peace, not realizing that the undead masses are beyond competant reasoning. They are mindless drones intent on just one thing: Eating brains.
imnotyoo drives to her dads house and gets out the AK, but realises too late that zombies cannot bleed to death. Eventually she runs out of bullets.
Unzer appears to be prepared for the mission, and has a weapon large enough to destroy the heads and limbs of the zombie hordes. But the bullet supply will only last so long.
And kxmk would be... Driving around... On the ice... I really don't see that plan working, man. By now the zombies have aleady taken you. Which means you're probably screaming in agony right now, and not even reading this.
kxmk and steelshooter are zombies now. Everyone watch out for them, and be careful. They may be after your brains.
Score: [-] 163 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by cleopatrareborn:
I am prepared.
Score: [-] 161 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by gnikgnok:
Here's a quiz to see if you need to study up before the invasion:
Would you survive a zombie attack?
My Results:
You Did perfect!
You made every move correctly.
Score: [-] 144 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by TheStep:
« gnikgnok : Here's a quiz to see if you need to study up before the invasion Nice find, except:
I died!
Score: [-] 96 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by kxmk:
« donteatpoop kxmk and steelshooter are zombies now. Everyone watch out for them, and be careful. They may be after your brains. puff, puff, pass dude. Share that sh*t!
Score: [-] 25 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by donteatpoop:
« kxmk : puff, puff, pass dude. Share that sh*t! Oh crap! It's a zombie!! Bludgeon him!!!
Score: [-] 54 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by steelshooter:
Wait, what's happening!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Score: [-] 78 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by steelshooter:
I need BRAINS!!!!!!
Must start thread that will eat brains.....Oh, here's one.
Score: [-] 94 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by pocksucket:
As the man said, a machete never runs out of ammo...
Looks like we need to make a block booking for all Plimates to go on a Zombie Awareness Training Course...
Zombie Squad
EDIT:Except for Gnikgnok's perfect score.
Score: [-] 77 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by suebe:
Whew!!! Thanks gnikgnok! Now I'm prepared!
My Results:
You Did perfect!
You made every move correctly.
Score: [-] 91 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by gnikgnok:
« suebe : Whew!!! Thanks gnikgnok! Now I'm prepared!
My Results:
You Did perfect!
You made every move correctly. Sweet!! We can be the Plime Zombie Squad 1337!
ohhhh... and I can rhyme, too
Score: [-] 94 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by iduffee:
Proud owner of the survival guide.
Score: [-] 60 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by iduffee:
Trained by Romero, I will not let the undead devour my flesh. Lets organize a resistance team.
Score: [-] 29 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by Jerry520:
Would you survive a zombie attack?
My Results:
You live!
You lived!
Awwww yeeaaa. BTW, I have a sword set in my house, as well as an aluminum bat, and a wooden bat. What now, zombie beeyotches?!
Score: [-] 60 [+].
Posted: 12 months ago by donteatpoop:
« iduffee : Proud owner of the survival guide. I have it too.
Score: [-] 8 [+].
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