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Jerry520 @ 1/14/2008 2:53:51 PM

http://images.quizilla.com/S/sidhedreams/1040721045_equiz_hero.jpg

Like Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, you are the hero. Congratulations. As the chainsaw toting king of witty one-liners, you certainly know how to handle any of those undead nasties heading your way, don't you?

YEA, BEEATCH!

MTHead @ 1/14/2008 2:24:48 PM

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local rag interviews.

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bluenutria @ 1/13/2008 10:19:04 PM

I'm the hero. I thought so.

http://images.quizilla.com/S/sidhedreams/1040721045_equiz_hero.jpg

Nunkii @ 1/13/2008 10:08:05 PM

« bluenutria : Nunkii, this is a whole lotta nothin'.

Edit: now I see that you're a Bad Ass.

Hahaha, the image wouldnt post, so I had to host it at photobucket. Sheesh, Mr Impatient!

bluenutria @ 1/13/2008 10:05:48 PM

« Nunkii :gibberish

Nunkii, this is a whole lotta nothin'.

Edit: now I see that you're a Bad Ass.

Nunkii @ 1/13/2008 10:03:13 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/starryoblivion/badass.jpg

http://www.quizilla.com/users/sidhedreams/quizzes/The%20Zombie%20Movie%20Survival%20Quiz

Jerry520 @ 12/3/2007 12:48:35 AM

I wish I were a f**king zombie right now...

unoriganl @ 12/2/2007 7:31:06 PM

Well here is how I would cope. Since I already know how to drive a 18-wheeler I would still one of those. Then drive and pick up my parents and siblings. Drive us to a super wal-mart and let my dad drive to keep the truck from being stolen. If no one has already barricaded them selves in the store I would head straight for the sports section with my siblings and load up then go shopping for food clothes and other things that go boom. After that get back in the truck and head to the coast. I would commadeer a cruise ship if I can as they have lots of food stocked already. I would not go out to open sea I would stay close to shore but not close enough that people or zombies could see the ship. If we needed supplies and the zombies are waiting on the dock I would go to the next city. I would have a distraction team that would draw the zombies out and away from the food sources. I would also keep looking for survivors but not going into the city they would have to meet us off shore and bring more weapons and food. Now if my family has already been eaten I would still 18 wheeler grab some guns hit a super wal-mart then move on till I was clear of cities and I could switch to a vehicle that was better equipped to move over ruff terrain. Like a dune buggy. I would head for the shores and steal a house boat and come on shore only when supplies ran low. This is my current plans I am still working on it.

pocksucket @ 12/2/2007 7:24:25 PM

« donteatpoop : Just remember you guys, machetes don't do a damn bit of good unless you remove the head. They don't need arms or legs to bite you, and thet can't bleed to death.

Kind of funny though if you just reduce them to a torso and watch them wriggle.

But yes - sever the brain-stem or don't bother.

donteatpoop @ 12/2/2007 6:57:49 PM

« xiatethebish : Already covered, my fiance has a machete that would look beautiful splitting open a zombies head.
^_____^

Just remember you guys, machetes don't do a damn bit of good unless you remove the head. They don't need arms or legs to bite you, and thet can't bleed to death.

Juggernaut @ 12/2/2007 6:49:34 PM

If a Zombie outbreak just come out of no where I think I know what I would do, "pulls out a list of names titled Hit List then begins to read"
George W Bush
Bill Gates
Ex Wifes
Ex Girlfriends
Carlos Mencia
d**k Chainy (if I wasnt afriad if him hunting me down....)
Jerry Springer, The cast and crew of cheaters and Dr. Phil.
The b*****d that never finshed the inuyasha series
Random teachers, therapist, Republicans and the b***h that broke up the beatles.

xiatethebish @ 11/27/2007 8:45:05 PM

« pocksucket : Best anti-zombie advice I've ever been given:

"A machette never runs out of ammo, and you don't have to stop to reload it."

Remember that. When the zompocalypse comes it could save your life.

Already covered, my fiance has a machete that would look beautiful splitting open a zombies head.
^_____^

dork @ 11/27/2007 8:23:29 PM

Im already prepared for a zombie invasion

Plime made me a vegetable

vvegetable= no brains
no brains = no zombies

pocksucket @ 11/27/2007 7:34:04 PM

« xiatethebish : Thanks,
I need to start preparing myself if so. :]

Best anti-zombie advice I've ever been given:

"A machette never runs out of ammo, and you don't have to stop to reload it."

Remember that. When the zompocalypse comes it could save your life.

xiatethebish @ 11/27/2007 7:20:32 PM

« pocksucket : I've had a bit of a look but can't find anything out - I feel like I ought to know these things, so will keep my eyes open.

Anything I find, you will be the first to hear.

Thanks,
I need to start preparing myself if so. :]

pocksucket @ 11/27/2007 5:58:45 PM

« xiatethebish : Actually no, I got side tracked while reading it and when I came back to the computer my sister closed Firefox and brought up AOL. My history deletes itself everytime Firefox closes, so I couldn't find it again.
I was really hoping someone else had read it. :[

I've had a bit of a look but can't find anything out - I feel like I ought to know these things, so will keep my eyes open.

Anything I find, you will be the first to hear.

xiatethebish @ 11/27/2007 5:42:58 PM

« pocksucket : No, but I think we need to know more -have you any details?

Actually no, I got side tracked while reading it and when I came back to the computer my sister closed Firefox and brought up AOL. My history deletes itself everytime Firefox closes, so I couldn't find it again.
I was really hoping someone else had read it. :[

davethefish @ 11/27/2007 4:50:37 PM

I may not be a zombie, but a lot of the time I am brain dead.. does that count?

SLAY ME!!

pocksucket @ 11/27/2007 8:17:09 AM

« xiatethebish : I just read somewhere that some cult think the Zombie Apocalypse is about to occur. Anyone else see this?

No, but I think we need to know more -have you any details?

xiatethebish @ 11/27/2007 4:42:43 AM

I just read somewhere that some cult think the Zombie Apocalypse is about to occur. Anyone else see this?

steelshooter @ 9/22/2007 6:03:43 PM

« daftgretel : Not unless we're killing people with Solanum coated knives or bullets. You obviously haven't read the book either.

On a completely unrelated note, where do you live?

If it only works when you use solanum coated knives and bullets, there would never be more than a few. Besides, I don't think every voodoo witchwoman is mass murdering victims with special blades and bullets. (Unless by solanum you mean chicken blood and by "knives and bullets" you mean magical spells and curses.)

And on a completely unrelated note: WHY, do I owe you money?

daftgretel @ 9/21/2007 9:18:56 AM

« steelshooter : Careful, that may be the source of the great zombie outbreak!!

Not unless we're killing people with Solanum coated knives or bullets. You obviously haven't read the book either.

On a completely unrelated note, where do you live?

Jerry520 @ 9/21/2007 8:58:26 AM

« steelshooter : Careful, that may be the source of the great zombie outbreak!!

So many undead, so little time.

Alton @ 9/21/2007 8:45:02 AM

« donteatpoop : Are you just messing with me?

It kind of loses it's effect when you respond four hours later.

I mean no, never.

steelshooter @ 9/21/2007 1:30:47 AM

« daftgretel : ...
I say we kill those people now, ...

Careful, that may be the source of the great zombie outbreak!!

donteatpoop @ 9/20/2007 7:34:35 PM

« Alton : What the hell is up with your avatar?

What's wrong with my avatar? I can't see avatars at work. Are you just messing with me? It should be cookie monster.

daftgretel @ 9/20/2007 3:56:42 PM

Skimming through this thread, it has become more than apparent that some people have not read the Zombie Survival Guide, and probably will never do so.

I say we kill those people now, before a zombie outbreak, so we have fewer of them to deal with later. Think of all the people they won't be able to infect if they're not alive when an outbreak occurs.

Bandit @ 9/20/2007 3:51:25 PM

I think the following "ninja" defense would work well against "zombies" as well.

http://www.drmcninja.com/junk/sketchfire2.gif

Armitage112 @ 9/20/2007 3:48:49 PM

« donteatpoop : I have... Sources.

AH! I see. <>

Alton @ 9/20/2007 3:38:03 PM

« donteatpoop : I have... Sources.

What the hell is up with your avatar?

donteatpoop @ 9/20/2007 3:36:36 PM

« Armitage112 : You'll watch it TONIGHT??? Is it on DVD already, or are you just fabulously lucky?? Lots of people didn't think it was as good as the original, but I enjoyed it. And I was just talking about that one scene being so awesome.

I have... Sources.

Armitage112 @ 9/20/2007 3:20:50 PM

« donteatpoop : 28 weeks later was good? I didn't see it yet because I've heard bad things. Was it worth watching? I love Alex Garland (the guy that wrote is) and I loved 28 days later. If 28 weeks later is good, I'll watch it tonight or something.

You'll watch it TONIGHT??? Is it on DVD already, or are you just fabulously lucky?? Lots of people didn't think it was as good as the original, but I enjoyed it. And I was just talking about that one scene being so awesome.

donteatpoop @ 9/20/2007 2:05:19 PM

« Armitage112 : I love you for posting that "28 Weeks Later..." segment. I really do. I saw that in the theater. It was better than sex.

28 weeks later was good? I didn't see it yet because I've heard bad things. Was it worth watching? I love Alex Garland (the guy that wrote is) and I loved 28 days later. If 28 weeks later is good, I'll watch it tonight or something.

Armitage112 @ 9/20/2007 12:09:38 PM

« iduffee : Better yet, the lawnmowers cousin. THE HELICOPTER!

I love you for posting that "28 Weeks Later..." segment. I really do. I saw that in the theater. It was better than sex.

iduffee @ 9/4/2007 1:44:08 PM

« ogri2003 : Lawnmower! Definetely a LAWN MOWER!

Better yet, the lawnmowers cousin. THE HELICOPTER!

Jerry520 @ 9/4/2007 2:04:46 AM

« steelshooter : I'm a redneck. If I run out of ammo, there are too many for us to handle with a blade. Just have to run'em over with the beater.

Lol...point taken. :D

steelshooter @ 9/4/2007 2:02:12 AM

« Jerry520 : I got the point that you're supposed to just keep away from them, but if you do get surrounded, and run out of bulletsm then that might have to be an alternative. That's the point that I was making...you need to be prepared for anything in a zombie attack.

I'm a redneck. If I run out of ammo, there are too many for us to handle with a blade. Just have to run'em over with the beater.

Jerry520 @ 9/4/2007 1:46:07 AM

« steelshooter:But you miss the point. The object isn't to kill them all, just to keep away from them. If you want to wade in and kill zombies, we should team up. You can swing your blade and keep'em busy while I head for the hills.

I got the point that you're supposed to just keep away from them, but if you do get surrounded, and run out of bullets then that might have to be an alternative. That's the point that I was making...you need to be prepared for anything in a zombie attack.

steelshooter @ 9/4/2007 1:42:19 AM

« Jerry520 : Yea, I'm guessing it's gonna be your crazy ass. BTW, it's not a knife...it's a 3 foot blade. What happens when you run out of bullets? Do you throw the gun? No...You take out your sword, and you decapitate zombies until you can find more ammo! I might e a loser, but at least I'll be a LIVING loser. You'd be part of the undead masses by now.

But you miss the point. The object isn't to kill them all, just to keep away from them. If you want to wade in and kill zombies, we should team up. You can swing your blade and keep'em busy while I head for the hills.

Jerry520 @ 9/4/2007 12:51:19 AM

« bcgrote : Be ready for anything, it may not be zombies that invade!

Yea, I'm guessing it's gonna be your crazy ass. BTW, it's not a knife...it's a 3 foot blade. What happens when you run out of bullets? Do you throw the gun? No...You take out your sword, and you decapitate zombies until you can find more ammo! I might e a loser, but at least I'll be a LIVING loser. You'd be part of the undead masses by now.

ogri2003 @ 9/4/2007 12:15:02 AM

Lawnmower! Definetely a LAWN MOWER!

steelshooter @ 9/4/2007 12:04:18 AM

« iduffee : According to the survival guide, aluminum bats are known to bend after prolonged use. Your best bet is a crowbar for not only bludgeoning, but as a tool as well.

Unfortunately, "crowbar" wasn't one of the implements listed in the post I responded to. The question was between baseball bats.

My preferred weapon would be 12-gauge (if I had to be close), then .45 from a standoff (to clear my path as I flee). Close enough for a baseball bat (or a crowbar) means close enough to be seriously injured.

Since they move slow, staying away from them and staying away from places where you can get cornered is the order of the day. Just need a trench gun to make a path if surrounded, and a good high damage, short range handgun to clean up the onesies and twosies that get too close.

iduffee @ 9/3/2007 11:44:28 PM

« steelshooter : Check me on this: You would use the wooden bat?

First: I would think that a force that would dent the aluminum bat into uselessness would tend to shatter the wooden one.

Second: A dented aluminum probably would not be useless. It would mass the same and do the same amount of damage to (formerly) human flesh and bone that a pristine bat would. You probably couldn't use it in a sanctioned game, but I don't think they will do equipment checks during the next zombie attack.

According to the survival guide, aluminum bats are known to bend after prolonged use. Your best bet is a crowbar for not only bludgeoning, but as a tool as well.

bcgrote @ 9/3/2007 5:15:53 PM

Awwww yeeaaa. BTW, I have a sword set in my house, as well as an aluminum bat, and a wooden bat. What now, zombie beeyotches?!

You know what they call someone who brings a knife (or sword or bat) to a gunfight? THE LOSER!

The quiz is of course problematic. It assumes I'm going out somewhere. I'm gonna shelter in place with all my nice supplies.

Also, if I'm wearing clothes, I would look like all the zombies, and another human would try to shoot me. I would take the weight of the kevlar vest! And how about a helmet, if teh humans might aim for the head?!?!?! Also, what's wrong with using a gatling gun, if I'm not on foot? The splendor of quantity, LOL! It's not like I don't have a backup piece! And why is the answer "I can handle anything" incorrect? I wouldn't use a rocket launcher at close range, but I CAN use any firearm I find!

Ya need to get the guns NOW, get used to working with them, cleaning them, fixing them, knowing how to fire them safely and accurately.

Where do you get clean food and water? What about in 2 months? Be ready for anything, it may not be zombies that invade!

Jerry520 @ 9/3/2007 12:58:29 AM

My sentiments exactly. And even if the wooden bat shatters, I have a spear to shove into a zombie eye! :D

steelshooter @ 9/2/2007 7:33:20 PM

« iduffee : Don't use the aluminum, it will dent and become useless.

Check me on this: You would use the wooden bat?

First: I would think that a force that would dent the aluminum bat into uselessness would tend to shatter the wooden one.

Second: A dented aluminum probably would not be useless. It would mass the same and do the same amount of damage to (formerly) human flesh and bone that a pristine bat would. You probably couldn't use it in a sanctioned game, but I don't think they will do equipment checks during the next zombie attack.

iduffee @ 9/2/2007 1:21:28 PM

« Jerry520 : Would you survive a zombie attack?

My Results:

[img]http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1174o...

You live!

You lived!

Awwww yeeaaa. BTW, I have a sword set in my house, as well as an aluminum bat, and a wooden bat. What now, zombie beeyotches?!

Don't use the aluminum, it will dent and become useless.

donteatpoop @ 9/2/2007 10:31:02 AM

« iduffee : Proud owner of the survival guide.

I have it too.

Jerry520 @ 9/2/2007 2:14:40 AM

Would you survive a zombie attack?

My Results:

http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&quiz_id=1174]

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1174outcome3.jpg

You live!

You lived!

Awwww yeeaaa. BTW, I have a sword set in my house, as well as an aluminum bat, and a wooden bat. What now, zombie beeyotches?!

iduffee @ 9/2/2007 2:09:15 AM

Trained by Romero, I will not let the undead devour my flesh. Lets organize a resistance team.

donteatpoop @ 8/24/2007 9:05:30 PM

Are you prepared?

If zombies were to take over right now, how would you deal with it? What are your plans? How will you survive?