<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Rare Exports (NSFW) : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/webvideo/"/><tagline>Rare Exports (NSFW) : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-10-14T06:14:45+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Rare Exports (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44271/1/" /><id>44271</id><summary><![CDATA[Rare Exports (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2007-12-14T23:24:46+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-14T23:24:46+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The dark and disturbing story of Father Christmas. (NSFW)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/71397/1/" /><id>71397</id><summary><![CDATA[Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father]]></summary><issued>2008-08-06T12:55:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-08-06T12:55:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A rare 111-year-old New Zealand reptile with links to the age of the dinosaurs is to become a father for the first time in at least 38 years after regaining an interest in sex.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Father's Day Gift for the Couch Potato]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/21370/1/" /><id>21370</id><summary><![CDATA[Father's Day Gift for the Couch Potato]]></summary><issued>2007-05-25T11:34:41+01:00</issued><modified>2007-05-25T11:34:41+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If your dad's like mine, this are some hilarious gift ideas here.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Rare Exports part two: safety instructions]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/44395/1/" /><id>44395</id><summary><![CDATA[Rare Exports part two: safety instructions]]></summary><issued>2007-12-16T11:57:19+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-16T11:57:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The second part to Rare Exports, which pulsisx posted a while ago. This is about the safety measures needed when handling a new Father Christmas. It's quite beautiful, really.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Berlin faces Santa shortage as Christmas nears.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6532/1/" /><id>6532</id><summary><![CDATA[Berlin faces Santa shortage as Christmas nears.]]></summary><issued>2006-11-27T15:24:50+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-27T15:24:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Berlin agency is running low on Santas going into the Christmas season.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Santa - Imperial Prisoner]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44598/1/" /><id>44598</id><summary><![CDATA[Santa - Imperial Prisoner]]></summary><issued>2007-12-18T12:07:09+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-18T12:07:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&#8220;Help me Old Saint Nick, you&#8217;re my only hope!&#8221;<br/><br/>If you still needed proof that the Empire is evil, look no further than this photo.<br/><br/>I guess with the whole Jedi Cleansing it would be easy to mistake Santa for a Jedi. The beard is so Obi-won and the fact that he makes reindeer fly could easily be chalked up to &#8220;the Force&#8221;.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5159/1/" /><id>5159</id><summary><![CDATA[SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE]]></summary><issued>2006-11-04T12:42:23+01:00</issued><modified>2006-11-04T12:42:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Although it does seem a wee bit early for Christmas movies, Disney is releasing the SANTA CLAUSE 3 in November. Of course, several stores are already playing Christmas tunes on their PA systems, so why not?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Health and safety killjoys force Santa to wear a seatbelt in his 5mph sleigh]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/42902/1/" /><id>42902</id><summary><![CDATA[Health and safety killjoys force Santa to wear a seatbelt in his 5mph sleigh]]></summary><issued>2007-11-30T02:56:26+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-30T02:56:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Every Christmas Eve he whizzes around the world at top speed, without incident. But Santa's unblemished driving record is not enough to satisfy the health and safety brigade. They have ordered him to wear a seatbelt.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New Secret Santa Takes Over ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44978/1/" /><id>44978</id><summary><![CDATA[New Secret Santa Takes Over ]]></summary><issued>2007-12-21T11:11:41+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-21T11:11:41+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[During about a quarter century,  Larry Stewart quietly gave out more than $1.3 million to people in laundromats, diners, bus stations, shelters and thrift stores, saying it was his way of giving back at Christmas for all the wealth and generosity he had received in his lifetime. Stewart died of cancer at age 58 earlier this year, but his legacy lives on.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Christmas Candy with Human Penises (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/44770/1/" /><id>44770</id><summary><![CDATA[Christmas Candy with Human Penises (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2007-12-19T20:37:49+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-19T20:37:49+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Makes a great gift around the holidays!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Scared of Santa]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/10474/1/" /><id>10474</id><summary><![CDATA[Scared of Santa]]></summary><issued>2007-02-09T21:55:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-02-09T21:55:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A contest where families were asked to send in photographs of kids crying at Santa.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43650/1/" /><id>43650</id><summary><![CDATA[Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2007-12-08T21:50:57+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-08T21:50:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days of the year? Watch the Secret Life of Santa Claus.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Here comes Santa Hitler]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6762/1/" /><id>6762</id><summary><![CDATA[Here comes Santa Hitler]]></summary><issued>2006-12-01T11:22:14+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-01T11:22:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Stores in Germany destroy wooden Santa dolls after customers complain that they're giving a Nazi salute.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Father arrested in baby's fire pit death]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66635/1/" /><id>66635</id><summary><![CDATA[Father arrested in baby's fire pit death]]></summary><issued>2008-06-25T12:41:59+01:00</issued><modified>2008-06-25T12:41:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[update to: <div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66452/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66452/1/</a></div> <br/><br/>Police arrest the father of a 7-month-old baby who burned to death after falling into a fire pit.  Investigators took the boy's father, 37-year-old Alberto Rios, in for further questioning Tuesday afternoon, then later placed him under arrest at 4:45 p.m.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Merry Christmas? No. Mary Christmas!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44823/1/" /><id>44823</id><summary><![CDATA[Merry Christmas? No. Mary Christmas!]]></summary><issued>2007-12-20T08:10:38+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-20T08:10:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Merry Christmas to you, Mary Christmas. That's what the former Mary Young is hearing this holiday season, after she married Brian Christmas earlier this year.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Laughing Santa gets the old heave ho ho ho]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43311/1/" /><id>43311</id><summary><![CDATA[Laughing Santa gets the old heave ho ho ho]]></summary><issued>2007-12-05T07:18:31+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-05T07:18:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Santa in an Australian department store said on Wednesday he has been sacked for saying &quot;ho ho ho&quot; and singing Christmas songs to children.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The Polar Express]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7754/1/" /><id>7754</id><summary><![CDATA[The Polar Express]]></summary><issued>2006-12-16T17:41:10+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-16T17:41:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Soon Christmas is coming to town, but can you still hear Santa&#8217;s bells? If not, watch this movie and remember the magical nights waiting for Santa to come in your home.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Dawn Davenport's Christmas Disappointment (NSFW)]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45163/1/" /><id>45163</id><summary><![CDATA[Dawn Davenport's Christmas Disappointment (NSFW)]]></summary><issued>2007-12-24T15:43:38+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-24T15:43:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Its Christmas Day in the Davenport household and Dawn is hoping for a nice pair of Cha Cha Heels, is that too much to ask for?? Scene is from Female Trouble.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Maine says NO! to Santa beer.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6803/1/" /><id>6803</id><summary><![CDATA[Maine says NO! to Santa beer.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-02T09:50:06+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-02T09:50:06+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[State says children might be drawn to beer with a picture of Santa on it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[A Christmas Story - With Bunnies]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7082/1/" /><id>7082</id><summary><![CDATA[A Christmas Story - With Bunnies]]></summary><issued>2006-12-06T11:13:57+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-06T11:13:57+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If you liked <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://plime.com/arts/animation/l/6785/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">&quot;Jaws in 30 Seconds&quot;</a>, than you'll love AngryAlien's version of the classic <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://imdb.com/title/tt0085334/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">&quot;A Christmas Story&quot;</a> with bunny actors.<br/><br/>A rabbit with a Red Ryder BB gun?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA['Christmas Story' director dies in car crash.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/15208/1/" /><id>15208</id><summary><![CDATA['Christmas Story' director dies in car crash.]]></summary><issued>2007-04-05T11:17:02+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-05T11:17:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Bob Clark, who directed A Christmas Story and Porky's, and his son died yesterday when they were struck head on by a drunk driver on Pacific Coast Highway.<br/><br/>:(<br/><br/>This is a dupe.<br/><div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/l/15167/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/l/15167/1/</a></div>]]></content></entry></feed>