<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Rare Exports (NSFW) : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/webvideo/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Rare Exports (NSFW) : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/webvideo/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rare Exports (NSFW)]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44271/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The dark and disturbing story of Father Christmas. (NSFW)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rare 111-year-old reptile to become a father]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/71397/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A rare 111-year-old New Zealand reptile with links to the age of the dinosaurs is to become a father for the first time in at least 38 years after regaining an interest in sex.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Father's Day Gift for the Couch Potato]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/21370/1/</link><description><![CDATA[If your dad's like mine, this are some hilarious gift ideas here.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rare Exports part two: safety instructions]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/44395/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The second part to Rare Exports, which pulsisx posted a while ago. This is about the safety measures needed when handling a new Father Christmas. It's quite beautiful, really.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/5159/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Although it does seem a wee bit early for Christmas movies, Disney is releasing the SANTA CLAUSE 3 in November. Of course, several stores are already playing Christmas tunes on their PA systems, so why not?]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Berlin faces Santa shortage as Christmas nears.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6532/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A Berlin agency is running low on Santas going into the Christmas season.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Santa - Imperial Prisoner]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44598/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Help me Old Saint Nick, you&#8217;re my only hope!&#8221;<br/><br/>If you still needed proof that the Empire is evil, look no further than this photo.<br/><br/>I guess with the whole Jedi Cleansing it would be easy to mistake Santa for a Jedi. The beard is so Obi-won and the fact that he makes reindeer fly could easily be chalked up to &#8220;the Force&#8221;.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Health and safety killjoys force Santa to wear a seatbelt in his 5mph sleigh]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/42902/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Every Christmas Eve he whizzes around the world at top speed, without incident. But Santa's unblemished driving record is not enough to satisfy the health and safety brigade. They have ordered him to wear a seatbelt.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Secret Santa Takes Over ]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44978/1/</link><description><![CDATA[During about a quarter century,  Larry Stewart quietly gave out more than $1.3 million to people in laundromats, diners, bus stations, shelters and thrift stores, saying it was his way of giving back at Christmas for all the wealth and generosity he had received in his lifetime. Stewart died of cancer at age 58 earlier this year, but his legacy lives on.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Christmas Candy with Human Penises (NSFW)]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/44770/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Makes a great gift around the holidays!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Laughing Santa gets the old heave ho ho ho]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43311/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A Santa in an Australian department store said on Wednesday he has been sacked for saying &quot;ho ho ho&quot; and singing Christmas songs to children.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Father arrested in baby's fire pit death]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66635/1/</link><description><![CDATA[update to: <div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66452/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/66452/1/</a></div> <br/><br/>Police arrest the father of a 7-month-old baby who burned to death after falling into a fire pit.  Investigators took the boy's father, 37-year-old Alberto Rios, in for further questioning Tuesday afternoon, then later placed him under arrest at 4:45 p.m.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Polar Express]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7754/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Soon Christmas is coming to town, but can you still hear Santa&#8217;s bells? If not, watch this movie and remember the magical nights waiting for Santa to come in your home.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maine says NO! to Santa beer.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6803/1/</link><description><![CDATA[State says children might be drawn to beer with a picture of Santa on it.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Christmas Story - With Bunnies]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/7082/1/</link><description><![CDATA[If you liked <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://plime.com/arts/animation/l/6785/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">&quot;Jaws in 30 Seconds&quot;</a>, than you'll love AngryAlien's version of the classic <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://imdb.com/title/tt0085334/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">&quot;A Christmas Story&quot;</a> with bunny actors.<br/><br/>A rabbit with a Red Ryder BB gun?]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scared of Santa]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/10474/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A contest where families were asked to send in photographs of kids crying at Santa.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA['Christmas Story' director dies in car crash.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/15208/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Bob Clark, who directed A Christmas Story and Porky's, and his son died yesterday when they were struck head on by a drunk driver on Pacific Coast Highway.<br/><br/>:(<br/><br/>This is a dupe.<br/><div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/l/15167/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/l/15167/1/</a></div>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Secret Lives: Santa Claus (NSFW)]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43650/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days of the year? Watch the Secret Life of Santa Claus.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Merry Christmas? No. Mary Christmas!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44823/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas to you, Mary Christmas. That's what the former Mary Young is hearing this holiday season, after she married Brian Christmas earlier this year.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Here comes Santa Hitler]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6762/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Stores in Germany destroy wooden Santa dolls after customers complain that they're giving a Nazi salute.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dawn Davenport's Christmas Disappointment (NSFW)]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/45163/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Its Christmas Day in the Davenport household and Dawn is hoping for a nice pair of Cha Cha Heels, is that too much to ask for?? Scene is from Female Trouble.]]></description></item></channel></rss>