"Happiness is Hoosker-Shaped."

That's so true...

Words every parent dreads:

Look, Ma, No Nutsack!



Australians Wouldn't Give A Nutsack For Anything Else. (and I couldn't agree with them more)


P-P-P-Pick Up A f**k.

(and my personal fovorite:)

Cuts f**k Time in Half.

"If you want to get ahead, get a Suicide!"

"Suicide! makes everything better."

Sometimes you feel like Kyot, sometimes you dont...

And from the movie quotes page!

I defy you! Come and kneel before Kyot!

I like movie quotes one.

"No, it is not dangerous to confuse VoodooPeacock with angels."

"Why are you wearing that stupid VoodooPeacock suit?"

"I am the author, you are the VoodooPeacock. I out rank you!"

Now I'm getting sick of my own name.

It's just after midnight here, and it's been a long day for me, which provided the seed for the following one:

"Behold the Power of Bedtime"

You can't handle the pants!

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my pants.

Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my pants. That's the price she has to pay.

from the movie quote generator:

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a pussy lasts forever.



(I can't agree more)

Better Ingredients, Better Ding Dong.

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ding Dong.

I am Stuck on Baby Batter, 'Cause Baby Batter's Stuck on Me.

Baby Batter - It Looks Good on You.

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Baby Batter.

Keep your friends close, but your smelly feet closer.

I think I'm maturing.

Maybe

Taste the pussy

Dork saves your soul
_______________________________________--
from the movies

"we cant stop here this is Dork country!"

E.T phone dork

Can't stop laughing...

"My Nuts - The Appetizer!"

Ogri Lickin' Good

"We Don't Make Cleopatra. We Make Cleopatra Better."

aww... I though I was already pretty good, but apparently I can be made better...

NESBY NICCOLO THE OTHER DARK MEAT

made up myself!:-P

it gave me

Nesby Niccolo-Lickin' Good.

and its true too!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fill it to the rim with Moe.

Advice I always heed...

Ooooooooooooo an excellent one from the movie quoter:

You talkin' to Moe?

"Change Your Whole Plime"

"Behold the power of deedlezx"
ha yesss listen to it!