Oh Mighty DEP, where do all my lost and single socks go?

With style, of course.
I'm not sure. I will need something to base my comparison on... Please remove the garmant(s) in question.

They are amassing an army and will one day overthrow humanity to claim their rightful place at the top of the food chain. Beware.

I knew it! It's a conspiracy! The army must be quite large by now, but I guess they are still being trained in "sock camp", hehheh.

What is with the message "don't eat poop"? Do you think it wouldn't occur to us naturally to avoid scat for dinner? Is this advice from a lesson hard-learned from your own mastication of corn-infested doo? Do tell? Is your chanking brownish in color? Or did you like the bitter flavor excreted from your bowels and you are just telling us to avoid it so you can have it all?

The game is over, come clean I say!

Who will win Superbowl XLII?

(and before you ask, I've already removed my top)

Why didn't you already know that wasn't going to happen?

But this implies that she looks fat in her other clothes.

See, we are screwed as soon as the question is asked.

How many angels can dance on a pin while clapping one hand?

Actually, the correct answer is that she "looks as radiant as ever", or "You never look fat, no matter what you're wearing."

gratheo - you are wise beyond your years! You should teach a class to these neanderthals. ;)

It was a reaction to your horrible breath. What else could you have possibly been eating to produce a smell like that?

The winner of the superbowl will have won the championship of their conference. They will then score more points than the other team. You may place your money on them, for I garuntee their victory.

I did. You asked how you could obtain my level of enlightenment, not if you would obtain my level of enlightenment.

There was a "brown trout" in the community swimming pool last weekend. How would DEP determine if it was a Baby Ruth or not?

If it is a Baby Ruth, it should smell like chocolate. I would smell it. If it were to fall apart in my hand, I would know that it is definately not a Baby Ruth.

:removes shirt:

Why am I here?

Free breast exams.

If the almighty DEP was locked in a room with an anamatronic cow's rear end, which randomly squirted chocolate pudding and farted in a noise similar to Bill Cosby's trademark chuckle, would the mighty DEP.

Smear himself in pudding from head to toe (except the area around the mouth) and sing a rendition of "Do Do Brown/Percolator"?

Eat the pudding.

Pick the pudding up and throw it back at the cow's rear end, yelling. DAMN YOU!! YOU DAMN DIRTY PUDDING SQUIRTING ROBOT COW ARSE!!!!!

WOW! I had no idea the tongue was a vital part of the whole testing procedure, either!

I feel so much better!

You didn't find anything, did you?

Wait... So I know it's pudding? I like pudding... I would totally eat it (assuming that I KNOW that it is pudding).

Otherwise I would return it to the anus from whence it came.

Actually, I did find something while feeling your breasts. It's hard and may need rubbed off.