<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>donteatpoop knows all and sees all  : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/low.mtm</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><comment><id>219409</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q51</url><title><![CDATA[stEElshootEr @ 3/14/2008 12:29:44 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>D3SPiTE</b> : How can I start getting more poon?</i></div><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : I take it that by &quot;more&quot; you mean to say &quot;any&quot;. Unfortunately, I'm not sure there is much hope for you (especially with you referring to it as 'poon'). My only recomendation is some chloroform and a rag.<br/></i></div>You missed the obvious: Surgery and hormone therapy.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/14/2008 12:29:44 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-14T00:29:44+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219388</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q50</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 11:51:24 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b>:How is my argument foolish? I'm pretty much saying it's pointless, because it's not successful. It does nothing but cause the other party physical harm, it does nothing to sway their opinion. They may learn to hide their opinion around that person, but it doesn't mean they believe it.</i></div>Because your question was not about whether the a*****e was correct or not, your question was about why they felt the need to force their opinions onto people. Your argument is foolish, because it's off topic. Similar to if I walked into the &quot;fish advice&quot; thread and started asking questions about mountain lions.<br/><br/>If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 11:51:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T23:51:24+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219387</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q49</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 11:49:31 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>RowanGrey</b>&#160;:&#160;*makes much of obsequiousness and kowtowing*<br/><br/>Oh, wise DEP hear my question and bestow upon me your wisdom, or your best bulls**t, if it be your will.<br/><br/>Why did my coworker get her boyfriend's initials tattooed on the inside of her lower lip even though he breaks up with her every other month and they've only been dating for less than 6 months?</i></div>Because despite all his faults, she lurves him. Sadly love can blind many people and the results can be tragic.<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>And why can I not believe anyone if they pay me a compliment?  When someone tells me I'm attractive (or some variant thereof) I outwardly scoff and inwardly think they're just being nice to make me feel better about being unattractive.  WTF, great DEP?</i></div>I'm guessing that this is because most of the compliments are not true. I'd be skeptical too.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 11:49:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T23:49:31+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219386</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q48</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 11:49:01 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : Jerry, your argument is foolish. Your question was: <br/>I have answered this question, yet you continue to argue. What relevence does the validity of the a*****es stance have to do with why they beat their opinion into people. The reason they beat their opinions into people is because it is sometimes successful.</i></div>How is my argument foolish? I'm pretty much saying it's pointless, because it's not successful. It does nothing but cause the other party physical harm, it does nothing to sway their opinion. They may learn to hide their opinion around that person, but it doesn't mean they believe it.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 11:49:01 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T23:49:01+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219377</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q47</url><title><![CDATA[RowanGrey @ 3/13/2008 11:31:27 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[*makes much of obsequiousness and kowtowing*<br/><br/>Oh, wise DEP hear my question and bestow upon me your wisdom, or your best bulls**t, if it be your will.<br/><br/>Why did my coworker get her boyfriend's initials tattooed on the inside of her lower lip even though he breaks up with her every other month and they've only been dating for less than 6 months?<br/><br/>And why can I not believe anyone if they pay me a compliment?  When someone tells me I'm attractive (or some variant thereof) I outwardly scoff and inwardly think they're just being nice to make me feel better about being unattractive.  WTF, great DEP?<br/><br/>*makes a burnt offering (or a medium-well offering if that's more your taste) and scatters rice on the altar*]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 11:31:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T23:31:27+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219324</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q46</url><title><![CDATA[Chez @ 3/13/2008 9:47:47 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q7"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : I am biding my time to make a more spectacular return.<br/><br/>I take it that by &quot;more&quot; you mean to say &quot;any&quot;. Unfortunately, I'm not sure there is much hope for you (especially with you referring to it as 'peenorz'). My only recomendation is some chloroform and a rag.</i></div>I love you. xD]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 9:47:47 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T21:47:47+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219323</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q45</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 9:46:37 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Chez</b>&#160;:&#160;Dearest DEP:<br/><br/>Why haven't you been in the Platroom? <br/>We miss you.</i></div>I am biding my time to make a more spectacular return.<br/><br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Also, how can I get more peenorz?</i></div>I take it that by &quot;more&quot; you mean to say &quot;any&quot;. Unfortunately, I'm not sure there is much hope for you (especially with you referring to it as 'peenorz'). My only recomendation is some chloroform and a rag.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 9:46:37 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T21:46:37+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219318</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q44</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 9:43:36 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>D3SPiTE</b> : How can I start getting more poon?</i></div>I take it that by &quot;more&quot; you mean to say &quot;any&quot;. Unfortunately, I'm not sure there is much hope for you (especially with you referring to it as 'poon'). My only recomendation is some chloroform and a rag.<br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/8/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>gammerus</b>&#160;:&#160;Should I get side burns?</i></div>If you want side burns, then you should get side burns. Though I don't know if you should do what you plan to do with them when you get them.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 9:43:36 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T21:43:36+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219316</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q43</url><title><![CDATA[Chez @ 3/13/2008 9:41:32 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Dearest DEP:<br/><br/>Why haven't you been in the Platroom? <br/>We miss you :( <br/><br/><br/>Also, how can I get more peenorz?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 9:41:32 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T21:41:32+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219279</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q42</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 8:33:16 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b> : It doesn't prove the other person is right, it just proves that they can beat that person up. That's what my point is. Simply because you can beat someone else into submission doesn't make your point more valid, it means you can beat people effectively. <br/><br/>It doesn't make you right, all of a sudden.</i></div>Jerry, your argument is foolish. Your question was: <div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b> : Why do some a*****es think that they can beat their opinion into other people?</i></div>I have answered this question, yet you continue to argue. What relevence does the validity of the a*****es stance have to do with why they beat their opinion into people. The reason they beat their opinions into people is because it is sometimes successful.<br/><br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q20"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>gratheo</b>:Oh great and all-knowing DEP, what was the influence of the Metis people on Canadian history, in particular the creation of the province of Manitoba, limiting your answer to no less than 750 words?<br/></i></div>Do your own homework, gratheo.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:33:16 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:33:16+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219277</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q41</url><title><![CDATA[gammerus @ 3/13/2008 8:31:48 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Should I get side burns?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:31:48 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:31:48+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219271</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q40</url><title><![CDATA[D3SPiTE @ 3/13/2008 8:18:42 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[How can I start getting more poon?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:18:42 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:18:42+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219268</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q39</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 8:13:50 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : No you're not. Don't you see that just because the tactic does not work on <i>you</i> does not mean that the tactic does not work? It works on some people, and that is why they do it.</i></div>It doesn't prove the other person is right, it just proves that they can beat that person up. That's what my point is. Simply because you can beat someone else into submission doesn't make your point more valid, it means you can beat people effectively. <br/><br/>It doesn't make you right, all of a sudden.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:13:50 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:13:50+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219263</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q38</url><title><![CDATA[gratheo @ 3/13/2008 8:10:43 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Oh great and all-knowing DEP, what was the influence of the Metis people on Canadian history, in particular the creation of the province of Manitoba, limiting your answer to no less than 750 words?<br/><span class='spoiler'>What? It's worth a try...</span>]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:10:43 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:10:43+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219262</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q37</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 3/13/2008 8:09:13 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[No you're not. Don't you see that just because the tactic does not work on <i>you</i> does not mean that the tactic does not work? It works on some people, and that is why they do it.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:09:13 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:09:13+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219258</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q36</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 8:01:16 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : Jerry, it f**king works goddammit. You're just not seeing that it works because it doesn't work on you. So what? You're a f**king genius, but you're not taking into consideration that there are thousands of dumbf**ks everywhere that fall for the tactic of having new opinions beaten into them EVERYDAY.</i></div>I'm right! *punch, kick, nutstomp*<br/><br/>Edit: see how that reaction does not sway your opinion?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 8:01:16 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T20:01:16+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219168</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q35</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 6:07:43 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q16"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b>:NEVER!</i></div>Jerry, it f**king works goddammit. You're just not seeing that it works because it doesn't work on you. So what? You're a f**king genius, but you're not taking into consideration that there are thousands of dumbf**ks everywhere that fall for the tactic of having new opinions beaten into them EVERYDAY.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 6:07:43 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T18:07:43+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219162</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q34</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 5:52:44 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q15"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : Yes it does. It f**king works Jerry. It really does. Now shut up and accept it.</i></div>NEVER!]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:52:44 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:52:44+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219161</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q33</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 5:52:02 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q14"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b>&#160;:&#160;It really doesn't though. It doesn't invalidate the other person's opinion, it doesn't make the person beating other's right, and it doesn't make the other person automatically think that the first person is right. It solves nothing.</i></div>Yes it does. It f**king works Jerry. It really does. Now shut up and accept it.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:52:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:52:02+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219160</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q32</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 5:50:35 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q13"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : He died and then someone hid his body. He hasn't been found yet. (duh)<br/><br/>Because sometimes it works.</i></div>It really doesn't though. It doesn't invalidate the other person's opinion, it doesn't make the person beating other's right, and it doesn't make the other person automatically think that the first person is right. It solves nothing.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:50:35 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:50:35+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219155</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q31</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 5:47:41 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>cheeselog1234</b> : <br/>So what happened to Jimmy boy anyway?</i></div>He died and then someone hid his body. He hasn't been found yet. (duh)<br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b>&#160;:&#160;Why do some a*****es think that they can beat their opinion into other people?</i></div>Because sometimes it works.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:47:41 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:47:41+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219144</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q30</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 3/13/2008 5:36:55 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Why do some a*****es think that they can beat their opinion into other people?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:36:55 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:36:55+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219142</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q29</url><title><![CDATA[cheeselog1234 @ 3/13/2008 5:35:46 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : I wasn't aware that anything was 'up' with the economy. To my knowledge it is down.<br/><br/>And why? Because we outsource all of our f**king work. The economy will always be in the s**tter if we don't allow our own people to make money here in order to spend the money here.<br/><br/>Of course, at the same time, the big businesses wouldn't have needed to outsource if it weren't for the presence of unions who fight for constantly increasing wages. It gets to the point that the businesses either fold or outsource.<br/><br/>If it weren't for the unions, however, people would be paid unfair low wages for the work they do. So the whole issue comes full circle.</i></div>Maybe we should make an effort to unionize the workers who received the jobs that are outsourced?<br/><br/>Or maybe not, then we'd probably be labeled as a terrorist and go the way of Mr. Hoffa.<br/><br/>So what happened to Jimmy boy anyway?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:35:46 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T17:35:46+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219085</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q28</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 4:20:52 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>D3SPiTE</b> : How did I contract this case of genital herpes?</i></div>Why are you acting like &quot;this case&quot; is a new thing. You were born with herpes, and I gave them to your mother as a Christmas present one year when your dad was out of town. Unfortunately you were born during one of her &quot;active&quot; herpe cycles.<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q7"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>cartoonmotion</b>&#160;:&#160;What should I eat for dinner tonight?</i></div>You should eat something tastey. Chances are that if you decide to eat something that tastes good, you will enjoy your meal more than if you were to eat something that does not taste good. So go with something yummy.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 4:20:52 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T16:20:52+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219078</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q27</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 4:06:05 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>cheeselog1234</b>&#160;:&#160;what's up with the economy?</i></div>I wasn't aware that anything was 'up' with the economy. To my knowledge it is down.<br/><br/>And why? Because we outsource all of our f**king work. The economy will always be in the s**tter if we don't allow our own people to make money here in order to spend the money here.<br/><br/>Of course, at the same time, the big businesses wouldn't have needed to outsource if it weren't for the presence of unions who fight for constantly increasing wages. It gets to the point that the businesses either fold or outsource.<br/><br/>If it weren't for the unions, however, people would be paid unfair low wages for the work they do. So the whole issue comes full circle.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 4:06:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T16:06:05+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219076</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q26</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 3/13/2008 4:02:27 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Nunkii</b> : Will I ever get more hours at work or should I just find another job?</i></div>Finding another job will guaruntee you get more hours, provided you don't quit your current one.<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>trushafty38</b>&#160;:&#160;What career path should i choose o great one?</i></div>I think you should choose an awesome one. That would probably be the best bet. If you choose a career path that is awesome, you are more likely to enjoy the work that you do.]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 4:02:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T16:02:27+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>219056</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q25</url><title><![CDATA[cartoonmotion @ 3/13/2008 3:21:46 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/7/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>D3SPiTE</b>&#160;:&#160;How did I contract this case of genital herpes?</i></div>I know the answer to this one...it is because you made sweet love to that nativity scene so you could have a klondike bar!<br/><br/><br/>Ok, my question.  <br/>What should I eat for dinner tonight?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 3:21:46 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T15:21:46+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>218979</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q24</url><title><![CDATA[D3SPiTE @ 3/13/2008 1:13:37 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[How did I contract this case of genital herpes?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 1:13:37 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T13:13:37+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>218959</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q23</url><title><![CDATA[cheeselog1234 @ 3/13/2008 12:25:42 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[what's up with the economy?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 12:25:42 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T12:25:42+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>218954</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q22</url><title><![CDATA[trushafty38 @ 3/13/2008 12:19:38 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[What career path should i choose o great one?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 12:19:38 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T12:19:38+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>218856</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q21</url><title><![CDATA[Nunkii @ 3/13/2008 5:53:36 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Will I ever get more hours at work or should I just find another job?]]></content><score></score><crdate>3/13/2008 5:53:36 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-13T05:53:36+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>194623</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q20</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 2/5/2008 6:22:30 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q20"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>rambler</b>:All-knowing and sharing DEP,<br/>What should I do to approach your level of all-knowingness?  Will it hurt?</i></div>You must suck it from the fleshy tube of enlightenment. It may dislocate your jaw, but otherwise it shouldn't hurt.<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>davethefish</b> :Are you the Walrus?</i></div>goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/5/2008 6:22:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-05T18:22:30+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>194605</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q19</url><title><![CDATA[davethefish @ 2/5/2008 5:58:17 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[To the Mighty DEP, Are you the Walrus?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/5/2008 5:58:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-05T17:58:17+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>194601</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q18</url><title><![CDATA[rambler @ 2/5/2008 5:54:56 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[All-knowing and sharing DEP,<br/><br/>Having just been called &quot;socratean&quot; by (an obviously misguided) Pocksucket somewhere else in the plimespace, I realise I am yet a novice after reading your wisdom.<br/><br/>What should I do to approach your level of all-knowingness?  Will it hurt?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/5/2008 5:54:56 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-05T17:54:56+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192697</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q17</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 10:25:51 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>bluenutria</b> : Your All-knowingness, I have two questions.  <br/><br/>1. Will I amount to anything?<br/><br/>2. Where are my car keys?<br/></i></div>1. You have already come in contact with THE donteatpoop; you have reached your peak.<br/><br/>2. Right where you left them. (in Jerry's butt)<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q18"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Jerry520</b>:Why do I avoid conflict like the plague?</i></div>You are too sensitive to other peoples feelings. You tip toe around hoping not to step on anyone's feet. Don't be afraid to stomp down every now and then. <br/><br/>One day as you are stepping through the bushes while trying to look into various neighbors' windows you will be caught in the act and an angry man will shoot at you. The bullet will kill you instantly and you will feel little pain.<br/><br/>After interviewing the man it turns out that he was alerted to your presence after hearing something jingle. It turns out you had a set of car keys inside of your butt.<br/><br/>(did a chill just go up your spine?)]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 10:25:51 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T22:25:51+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192615</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q16</url><title><![CDATA[Jerry520 @ 2/1/2008 7:59:52 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Why do I avoid conflict like the plague?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 7:59:52 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T19:59:52+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192598</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q15</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 2/1/2008 7:22:35 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Your All-knowingness, I have two questions.  <br/><br/>1. Will I amount to anything?<br/><br/>2. Where are my car keys?<br/><br/>3. Meal replacement shakes don't actually replace meals.  They really don't; you're still hungry afterwards.   <br/><br/>Thank you.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 7:22:35 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T19:22:35+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192590</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q14</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 7:11:57 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q15"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>SholoM22</b>:Oh Grand Poo why is it that I smell pancakes but see no pancakes?</i></div>You have pancakes in your nose. How many times do I have to tell you not to shove food up your nose.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 7:11:57 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T19:11:57+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192570</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[SholoM22 @ 2/1/2008 6:22:03 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Oh Grand Poo why is it that I smell pancakes but see no pancakes?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 6:22:03 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T18:22:03+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192568</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 6:20:07 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tundramonkey</b>&#160;:&#160;Oh Wise and All-Knowing DontEatPoop:<br/><br/>Do you think I'd get in trouble if I made an exercise ball into a giant medicine ball and went bowling for people on the street?  Sometimes I want to do this when the world is full of people who walk slow and talk on their cellphones.</i></div>You would most definately get in trouble. But upon reading aboiut it I would definately post the article on plime and get mad upvotes for it.<br/><br/>You have my full endorsement in this venture.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 6:20:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T18:20:07+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192565</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 6:14:52 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>RowanGrey</b> : Why me, DEP?  Why am I always the one getting the short end of the stick?</i></div>People tend to hold onto the longer end of the stick. Unfortunately, this means that the end that is being held out for you to grab happens to be the short end. (plus, you told me the 'short end of my stick' was perfect and that if it was bigger it would probably hurt.)<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Also, why do people pay $44 to see the Veterinarian, then argue with every plan she makes?</i></div>See question below.<br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Nunkii</b>&#160;:&#160;Why do Veterinarians charge you $50 just to talk to them only to find out you already knew what your animal has?</i></div>See the question above yours.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 6:14:52 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T18:14:52+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192488</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[tundramonkey @ 2/1/2008 3:56:09 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Oh Wise and All-Knowing DontEatPoop:<br/><br/>Do you think I'd get in trouble if I made an exercise ball into a giant medicine ball and went bowling for people on the street?  Sometimes I want to do this when the world is full of people who walk slow and talk on their cellphones.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 3:56:09 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T15:56:09+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192441</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[Nunkii @ 2/1/2008 3:22:56 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Why do Veterinarians charge you $50 just to talk to them only to find out you already knew what your animal has?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 3:22:56 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T15:22:56+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192437</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[RowanGrey @ 2/1/2008 3:19:28 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Why me, DEP?  Why am I always the one getting the short end of the stick?<br/><br/>Also, why do people pay $44 to see the Veterinarian, then argue with every plan she makes?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 3:19:28 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T15:19:28+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192431</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[jLoSsDh @ 2/1/2008 3:07:59 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : Any hope of normaility is already out the door if he has decided to date you, Nunkii. <br/><br/><br/>If nothing bad happened to good people, there would be no way of knowing who truly is a good person. After all, the character of a person is most clearly defined in how they deal with the obstacles life throws their way.</i></div>The best advice yet...]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 3:07:59 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T15:07:59+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192416</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 2:41:44 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Nunkii</b>:Will I ever get a bf? If so, will he actually be NORMAL this time?</i></div>Any hope of normaility is already out the door if he has decided to date you, Nunkii. <br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tchengrox</b> : Why do bad things happen to good people??</i></div>If nothing bad happened to good people, there would be no way of knowing who truly is a good person. After all, the character of a person is most clearly defined in how they deal with the obstacles life throws their way.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 2:41:44 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T14:41:44+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192414</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 2:40:15 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/5/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>cinderblock</b> : Oh seer of the future... of what is to come, and what has been, and what will be: <br/><br/>A male &quot;friend&quot; has been sending me nude pictures of himself to my phone. While he is very attractive and insainly flirtatious he says we are just 'friends' what should i do with this matter.</i></div>Clearly this man wants to be a boner donor. Keep in mind that many people sleep with their friends. Send naked pictures back if you're interested; send them to me as well. <br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/6/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>gratheo</b> : Oh wise DEP, I beg you to answer my humble question.<br/><br/>What happens if nobody - absolutely nobody - buys a ticket to a movie. Do they still show it?</i></div>Yes. They will show it under the hopes that someone will arrive late and purchase a ticket after the film has already started.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 2:40:15 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T14:40:15+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192406</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 2/1/2008 2:29:45 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/5/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tundramonkey</b>:Oh Wise and All-Knowing Poop,<br/><br/>Should I cook a cottage-cheese tomato curry and rice or a salmon and some asparagus for supper tonight?<br/><br/>Any wine recommendations?</i></div>By tonight, I assume you mean yesterday evening, and having done so I am sure that today you realise that you shouldn't have. I am sorry that I didn't get back to you sooner.<br/><br/><div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/f/1645/5/#q20"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>gammerus</b> : All wise knowing DEP, will we ever have a <b>competent</b> female president in America?</i></div>Before that can happen, we must first locate a competent female.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 2:29:45 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T14:29:45+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192403</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[tchengrox @ 2/1/2008 2:25:00 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Why do bad things happen to good people??]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 2:25:00 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T14:25:00+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>192402</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[Nunkii @ 2/1/2008 2:23:33 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Will I ever get a bf? If so, will he actually be NORMAL this time?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/1/2008 2:23:33 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-01T14:23:33+01:00</atomdate></comment><table width='100%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='0'><tr class='lg plime2 trh'><td align="left" style='font-size:15pt'><b><div id='forum_header' name='forum_header'>donteatpoop knows all and sees all</div></b></td><td valign='bottom' align='right' style='font-size:10pt'  nowrap="nowrap"> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss'>1</a></b> <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/2/xml_widget.rss'>2</a> <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/3/xml_widget.rss'>3</a> <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/4/xml_widget.rss'>4</a> <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/5/xml_widget.rss'>5</a> <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/6/xml_widget.rss'>6</a> ... <a class='page td' href='/weird/f/1645/8/xml_widget.rss'>8</a> <a href='/weird/f/1645/2/xml_widget.rss' class='page td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table><comment><id>1645</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/f/1645/1/xml_widget.rss#q1</url><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 8/26/2007 1:52:56 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I know all and see all. If you need an answer, I can help. Ask your most important questions here for a sarcastic and possibly offensive answer.]]></content><score></score><crdate>8/26/2007 1:52:56 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-26T13:52:56+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>