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Housewife tells court she's been off sausages after seeing naked neighbour!

A housewife, who took legal action against her neighbour after she saw him doing chores outside naked, told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then. picked by kakana 3 months ago

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20	Nicky666

3 months ago

I guess her neighbour has done her a favor. Sausages aren't all that healthy.

Oh, and 53 yo Paul Darlow? Go for it! (maybe even go to court to get your nosy housewife neighbour stop peeking into your garden!)

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33	KerOBero...

3 months ago

...told a court that she has been put off by sausages for life since then.

Did he have a sausage hanging there? Did it happen to conveniently look like a penis?

The lady needs glasses...

Additionally, why was she looking in the first place? He was in HIS garden after all...

"Put it this way - it has put me off my sausages for life,"

O_O She has a sausage too? I bet she felt inadequate... maybe her sausage was smaller than his...

Hopefully the judge will send her to prison for 3 months for wasting the court's time...

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suebe

3 months ago

Sausage envy?

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ozero

3 months ago

i remember, back in high school, at a party, a few of my friends were on acid and were eating sausages when someone from the background yelled "those are like old man's penises!"...the appetite was gone immedietly :)

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9	jestor

3 months ago

mmm, acid...

oh, this article was about eating what?

ewww!

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22	drogue

3 months ago

« ozero : i remember, back in high school, at a party, a few of my friends were on acid and were eating sausages when someone from the background yelled "those are like old man's penises!"...the appetite was gone immedietly :)

I had a similar LSD revelation once, eating some fried chicken. The thigh I'd started on suddenly flew, Simpsons-style, into an anatomical chart of a chicken, and I proclaimed, from the back of the car "Oh my God! I've been eating a chicken's butt!"

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