'Tree Fairy' Plants Trees On Unsuspecting Neighbors' Lawns Posted: 2 months ago by cb__
"My mother wants me to quit. My sister seems to want me to quit. They think I am a little crazy and are worried I might go to jail," said the Tree Fairy.
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Posted: 2 months ago by Bingo:
I would love a tree surprise!
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Posted: 2 months ago by cecilberman:
I'm sure she would find most people quite accepting if she asked permission first.
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Posted: 2 months ago by shoestix:
dig up my lawn in the middle of the night and you're liable to get two warning shots to the back.
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Posted: 2 months ago by shuallyo:
« shoestix : dig up my lawn in the middle of the night and you're liable to get two warning shots to the back.
I know.... Would scare the bejeebus out of me if I didn't know what was going on.
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Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout:
The Tree Fairy took 7NEWS along for the ride and showed us how he does it.

...The Tree Fairy is violating the law by destroying his neighbors' property, but police told 7NEWS they haven't received any complaints.
Doesn't that make 7News an accomplice??
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Posted: 2 months ago by jasontho:
hilarious! i'm gonna put a sign up in my yard asking for a visit. wonder if it works like the tooth fairy...
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Posted: 2 months ago by BrownTrout:
« jasontho : hilarious! i'm gonna put a sign up in my yard asking for a visit. wonder if it works like the tooth fairy...
...yes. He'll plant a tree under your pillow (then rip your molar out).
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Posted: 2 months ago by T1000:
The neighborhood I grew up in was chock full of trees. It was great.

I hate new neighborhoods with no trees. A lot of new neighborhoods don't even have trees planted. They look barren.

Unfortunately there's only a little bitty tree in my front yard.
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Posted: 2 months ago by psycmoe:
« shoestix : dig up my lawn in the middle of the night and you're liable to get two warning shots to the back.
Yes. But if you ask to plant a tree, I'll let you put in as many as you'd like!

Isn't this sort of stuff what Craigslist is for?
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Posted: 2 months ago by jasontho:
« BrownTrout : ...yes. He'll plant a tree under your pillow (then rip your molar out).
ha! I was thinking more along the lines of finding a quarter...(or is it a dollar now? or ten dollars?)
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