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Posted: 2 months ago by WeeBeastie:
so, how would one play their shot if it were to land in llama poo?
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Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32:
They are more environmentally friendly than a golf cart... that's for sure...
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Posted: 2 months ago by GORILLABUTLERRENTALS:
We here at HUGE SILVERBACK GORILLA BUTLER RENTALS have two words for you: opposable thumbs.
Say you are out on the back nine one day. You are heavily concentrating on a shot and do not want to be bothered with trying to find the right club. You extend your hand and say "Eight iron please"
With a llama all you would get is pathetic bleating.
However, with a HUGE SILVERBACK GORILLA BUTLER, you would get not only your eight iron in no time flat, but you would also get a respectable bow from your caddy.
AND you would get the quiet necessary to make the shot as well. Think about it. People out on the greens see a silly llama being used as a caddy and what do they do? They run up to it and make all sorts of foolish comments. "Oooo can I pet your caddy?" "Can we ride him to the next hole?" "Does he spit?"
However, if your caddy happened to be a HUGE SILVERBACK GORILLA...who in their right mind is going to interrupt your game with rude comments? NO ONE, that's who. They will keep their big yaps SHUT.
HUGE SILVERBACK GORILLA BUTLER RENTALS. Accept no substitute.
And remember - If it's not a SILVERBACK, you get your MONEY back!
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Posted: 2 months ago by jhordie:
Just don't make them mad.
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Posted: 2 months ago by jLoSsDh:
With a llama all you would get is pathetic bleating.
That made me laugh...a lot...for some reason.
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