33!

I used to run a popular BBS and I currently admin at a large web site. There's no limit to the number of children I can handle.

I could end it in two minutes. You know I have a room sweeper.

28.

More importantly..how many five year olds could Chuck Norris take in a fight?

That's crazy I always wondered how many kids I can beat up at one time. Now they got a site about it. By the way I can beat up 23 little nipple nibblers, but I seriously think I can beat more. If I was using a child as a weapon.

Next challenge, to fight a swarm of Chihuahua's of biblical proportions, wearing nothing but an adult diaper filled with bacon.

23...that is probably right. i have twin 5 year old niece and nephew and i take on them and a couple of their friends quite often so i have some small scale practice, giving me insight to their strategies.

of course their main strategy is to find furniture and leap off it onto their prey.

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but i'd probably wear a michael jackson mask or a priests robe and collar to scare them off so i could be attacking... get a little advantage

33

14 kids...thought it might be less, so i guess that makes me happy?

28! What happens after number 28? Am I taken down or exhausted and give up? I'm not sure I understand this questionnaire.

I'm not sure I understand this double post.

You know, if you think about it, once they get you down on the ground, it's over.

I don't know how well a typical 5 year old can plot (I suspect better than I imagine), but they would just need to cling onto your legs, trip you up, and pile on top.

It would be like being attacked by a pack of puppies.

holy crap! is this story going to hit 700?!

SEVEN HUNDRED?!

WOW!

i just made it 706. i am the master.

We Plimates just love to fight kids.

33, BTW.

I'm assuming that's at once, because if they were coming one at a time then I could keep going until my batting arm got tired. And that would be a lot more than 33.

755... I think that's a new record. Must get TheStep to verify this and put it in the Plimes(That's our site newspaper, for those of you not in the know...)

...nah, screw that. I'll do it.

20

and you all are batty!

Alton is correct, it just takes them getting you to the ground, which is pretty easy if they have learned how to cling on and trip you up. The average weight of a 5 year old is appx 40lbs. You'd be lucky to fight off 5 of em.

...perhaps I'm giving them too much credit. but still.