The 20 Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names Posted: 9 months ago by craziesean
Its like a "how to" guide in getting your kid made fun of. unique names are cool, but some names cry out "Gimme a wedgie!!!"
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Posted: 9 months ago by bevissimo:
13.Destry

Child Of: Steven Spielberg

Whenever we put this name into Google to find out why the f**k anyone would name their baby this, it just brought up the word "Destroy," which actually makes us feel a bit better about it.
I guess the author isn't a fan of old westerns.

"Destry Rides Again" anyone?
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Posted: 9 months ago by tchengrox:
I suppose these kids need something to be picked on about. I mean, what kind of taunt is "Your dad is an Oscar-winning director!"?

"Ha ha. Your parents are two of the most beautiful people in the world!"
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Posted: 9 months ago by Rowangrey:
How many of these weirdo Hollywood types are Scientologists, do you think? I imagine that these are perfectly normal names on planet Alpha Osmosis 34.529-12.
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Posted: 9 months ago by DemureArt:
It's like they came up with them by using one of those name generators or something.
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Posted: 9 months ago by eljay:
Oh my gosh! BLANKET!? Eeeew came to mind very quickly on that one! LOL...I just flashed on the episode of Seinfeld where George had the perfect name picked out for his "future child"...Seven. Who remembers that? HAHAHAHA. I think that name should be on the list somewhere. Gees...I am waiting for someone to name their kid, Wizard Glick.
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Posted: 9 months ago by tchengrox:
« eljay : Oh my gosh! BLANKET!? Eeeew came to mind very quickly on that one! LOL....

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Posted: 9 months ago by turtleface:
« A comment on the site: : twin boys at the day care here. names pronounced le'man'chello and or'ran'chello. spelled lemon-jello and orange-jello.
I don't know if this is really a well-known joke, but my uncle is a doctor and he always tells this story of how he helped a woman give birth to twins and she couldn't think of a name, so when she saw the menu at the hospital she picked Lemon Jello and Orange Jello. Has anybody heard this before? If not, that comment is a pretty cool coincidence.
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Posted: 7 months ago by muppetmaker:
Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty

WHAT THE f**k!?!?!!?
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