<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Make your very own edible Flying Spaghetti Monster : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Make your very own edible Flying Spaghetti Monster : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make your very own edible Flying Spaghetti Monster]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/46716/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A step by step guide how to make an edible Flying Spaghetti Monster. Article focuses mostly on the eyes. Pun intended.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Religious Scholars to Discuss &#8216;Flying Spaghetti Monster&#8217;]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41804/1/</link><description><![CDATA[They&#8217;ll be talking about a satirical pseudo-deity called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose growing pop-culture fame gets laughs but also raises serious questions about the essence of religion.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[LEGO Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19838/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Amazingly detailed - this guy is a true Pastafarian. Be sure to take the guided tour. <br/><br/>For more FSM info, go to <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/religion/l/8606/1/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this post</a>.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flying Spaghetti Monster]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8606/1/</link><description><![CDATA[I'm so suprised this wasn't posted already.<br/>It's my new religion.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flying Spaghetti Monster defeats Florida School Board]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/45463/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Members of the Polk County School Board back down on their plans to add ID to the curriculum after being touched by His Noodly Appendage.<br/><br/>&quot;They've made us the laughingstock of the world,&quot;  board member Lofton told the Tampa Tribune.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pastafarians Rejoice - FSM Official Monument]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55177/1/</link><description><![CDATA[This morning at 8:00 AM a monument to the Flying Spaghetti Montser was installed on the Cumberland County Courthouse Lawn. (scroll down for complete story)<br/><br/>...RAMEN!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Happy ChriFSMas]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44582/1/</link><description><![CDATA[If Yule, Christmas, Hanukkah, Eid, Kwanzaa or Festivus don't cover it, then the seasonal celebration of the ever growing <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.venganza.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</a> is now ChriFSMas.<br/><br/>May you be touched by his noodly appendage.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pastafarians get no respect...]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14542/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism. His school, however, says otherwise.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bananas are Proof God Exists]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10132/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Interesting theory...]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make a monster purse]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/32205/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&quot;to start out with, you need the following:<br/>a yard and a half of monster fur fabric. any color.<br/>&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Galactic 'spaghetti monster' powered by magnetic fields]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/73078/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Long-lived magnetic fields are sustaining a mammoth network of spaghetti-like gas filaments around a black hole, a new study suggests. Previously, it was not clear what prevented the delicate filaments from being destroyed by competing gravitational forces.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love music from monster movies?]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/19943/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Here's the place to satisfy your audio cravings with obscure CD offerings. Check out the <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.mmmrecordings.com/Audio_Samples/audio_samples.htmlhttp://www.mmmrecordings.com/Audio_Samples/audio_samples.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">audio samples</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flying Spaghetti Monster Ornament Knitting Pattern]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44552/1/</link><description><![CDATA[upgrade ur tree]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Monster CEO Resigns, Looks For New Job on Monster.com]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/2625/1/</link><description><![CDATA[71-year-old CEO Andrew J. McKelvey has resigned as CEO of monster.com.  He can no longer handle the tasks required of a CEO.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fossil reveals a Monster that terrorised the seas]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/52336/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The fiercest reptile ever to terrorise the oceans has been identified from a fossil on a frozen Arctic island.<br/><br/>The huge pliosaur, dubbed The Monster, dated from 150 million years ago and boasted 60 dagger-like teeth the size of cucumbers, which it used to rip chunks out of prey.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beware the Flying Penis]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/world/l/62362/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Russian press confrence is interupted by a flying penis. Got to say the speaker takes it pretty well.<br/><br/>(Not really NSFW, just use your own discretion if at work)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The flying cars are coming, the flying cars are coming!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/technology/l/10145/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Well, you all wanted to know why they weren't here yet...  Just a few more years!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gila Monster Spit]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25404/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Overweight people with diabetes may not find the Gila monster quite so monstrous.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big Foot and Loch Ness monster could exist]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/62770/1/</link><description><![CDATA[They may be the stuff of folklore but Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and other creatures of fantasy could actually exist, it has been claimed. Jonathan Downes, a cryptozoologist who searches for animals rumoured to be alive, said that scores of creatures thought to be extinct are discovered every year, including monkeys and pigs.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flying fire hydrant kills man]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/24940/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&quot;I've seen people hit fire hydrants but never anyone killed by a flying fire hydrant.&quot; (The Lottery ticket of death)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Huge Flying Reptiles Ate Dinosaurs]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/63446/1/</link><description><![CDATA[With a name like T. rex, you'd expect to be safe from even the fiercest paleo-bullies. Turns out, ancient, flying reptiles could have snacked on Tyrannosaurus Rex babies and other landlubbing runts of the dinosaur world.]]></description></item></channel></rss>