A repost just for this week's FAF, behold Mr. Johnson, the anatomically correct sock monkey, 6 feet tall, made from recycled materials. picked by MissWinkle 3 months ago

TheSockObama™ is born and raised in the United States of America.He proudly stands 16" tall and displays his run for Presidential Candidate on his lapel.

Comments and article about the doll at, A Quick Remedial Course In Racist Iconography picked by doggylives 3 months ago

These walls house some of the most malevolent creatures you will ever meet. picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

No, seriously!

As far as I can tell, a website that sells socks.
I thought it was funny and wanted to share. picked by KingKoopa 1 year ago

With a sock and a vacuum cleaner, obviously. picked by pocksucket 3 months ago

You know those books where you add your fingers to the scene, or a sock puppet that you control.. well this has the same concept, except.... Where is the fireman going to get his fire hose?

(SFW) I really think I should buy this. picked by muppetmaker 7 months ago

New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) has a willy with the following parameters: 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long... picked by maxriter 7 months ago

A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Cue penis jokes in 3....2....1 picked by doggylives 2 months ago

A bill in Congress now includes funding to stop illegal sock imports into the U.S.; also known as textile transshipment enforcement. picked by Beeeny 2 months ago

Can you imagine how much romantic monkeys can be? picked by dorijan 2 years ago