"Anatomically-Correct" Knitted Sock Monkey Posted: 6 months ago by MissWinkle
It appears the world's fascination with the almighty penis has infiltrated the knitting hobby world with Mr. Johnson, a 6-foot high anatomically-correct sock monkey.
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Posted: 6 months ago by Blankspace73:
His yarn balls are huge!

My apologies. If you so wish, Downvote button is over there. >>>
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Posted: 6 months ago by melgesevad:
A giant sock monkey is appealing to me. His balls aren't.
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Posted: 6 months ago by Pocksucket:
I guarantee that all British Plimates will be thinking of this pairing:

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHw_wOlBzGQ&amp;NR=1' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



And in their later tea-based incarnation:

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_TOb8gjEyM' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>



I also guarantee that any non-British Plimates haven't got a clue what that was all about.
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Posted: 6 months ago by buddha:
After the sweaters were machine washed and dried
Wouldn't that cause shrinkage?
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Posted: 6 months ago by Blankspace73:
The corn chips! You ate it up!
You ate it aaall up!
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Posted: 6 months ago by robyn1234:
Yeah, love the sock monkey idea, but the anatomy is disturbing... I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks.
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