<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>&quot;Anatomically-Correct&quot; Knitted Sock Monkey : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>50174</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/</url><title><![CDATA[&quot;Anatomically-Correct&quot; Knitted Sock Monkey]]></title><description><![CDATA[It appears the world's fascination with the almighty penis has infiltrated the knitting hobby world with Mr. Johnson, a 6-foot high anatomically-correct sock monkey.]]></description><comments>6</comments><score>263</score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:13:50 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:13:50+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/weird/l/50174/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (6)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/weird/l/50174-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/weird/l/50174-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/weird/l/50174-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/weird/l/50174/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>200363</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[robyn1234 @ 2/12/2008 7:28:48 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Yeah, love the sock monkey idea, but the anatomy is disturbing... I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/12/2008 7:28:48 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-12T19:28:48+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>199358</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[Blankspace73 @ 2/11/2008 7:42:17 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[The corn chips! You ate it up!<br/>You ate it aaall up!]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:42:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:42:17+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>199356</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[buddha @ 2/11/2008 7:37:31 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>After the sweaters were machine washed and dried </i></div>Wouldn't that cause shrinkage?]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:37:31 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:37:31+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>199351</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[Pocksucket @ 2/11/2008 7:34:40 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I guarantee that all British Plimates will be thinking of this pairing:<br/><br/><table width='100%'><tr valign='top'><td><p align='center'><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHw_wOlBzGQ"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allownetworking" value="internal"></param><embed allownetworking="internal" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IHw_wOlBzGQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><noembed><a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHw_wOlBzGQ&amp;NR=1' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a></noembed></p></td><td><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br/>google_ad_client = "pub-7980396607107658";<br/>google_ad_width = 120;<br/>google_ad_height = 240;<br/>google_ad_format = "120x240_as";<br/>google_ad_type = "text";<br/>google_ad_channel = track_tag;<br/>google_color_border = color_3;<br/>google_color_bg = color_3;<br/>google_color_link = color_1;<br/>google_color_url = color_2;<br/>google_color_text = color_4;<br/>//--></script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script></td></tr></table><br/><br/>And in their later tea-based incarnation:<br/><br/><table width='100%'><tr valign='top'><td><p align='center'><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_TOb8gjEyM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allownetworking" value="internal"></param><embed allownetworking="internal" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_TOb8gjEyM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><noembed><a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_TOb8gjEyM' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a></noembed></p></td><td><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br/>google_ad_client = "pub-7980396607107658";<br/>google_ad_width = 120;<br/>google_ad_height = 240;<br/>google_ad_format = "120x240_as";<br/>google_ad_type = "text";<br/>google_ad_channel = track_tag;<br/>google_color_border = color_3;<br/>google_color_bg = color_3;<br/>google_color_link = color_1;<br/>google_color_url = color_2;<br/>google_color_text = color_4;<br/>//--></script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script></td></tr></table><br/><br/>I also guarantee that any non-British Plimates haven't got a clue what that was all about.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:34:40 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:34:40+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>199349</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[melgesevad @ 2/11/2008 7:31:01 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[A giant sock monkey is appealing to me.  His balls aren't.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:31:01 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:31:01+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>199347</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/50174/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[Blankspace73 @ 2/11/2008 7:28:52 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[His yarn balls are huge!<br/><br/>My apologies. If you so wish, Downvote button is over there. &gt;&gt;&gt;]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/11/2008 7:28:52 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-11T19:28:52+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>