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Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer
Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer
Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your a$$ when your temperature is taken! picked by Mitzuzake 3 months ago
tags Spongebob Squarepants rectal thermometer
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 Muppetmaker
3 months ago
HOLY s**t!
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 xenity7
3 months ago
If ever I had to have my temperature rectally taken...

"Nurse, I brought my own thermometer!"
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 gratheo
3 months ago
Oh, dear god. Yet another thing to be depressed about.
What is the world coming to lately? Oh, that's right.
Self-assured destruction.
But don't mind me.
Look at me, brain the size of a planet...
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 theshirtpock...
3 months ago
You know those toothbrushes where you can listen to music through your teeth while your brushing?

Heaven forbid you should confuse that with one of these. It would be a bad thing no matter which end you stuck it in.
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 tvirus
3 months ago
Stephen Hillenburg must be so proud.
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 sykeo56
3 months ago
That made me laugh so hard. You have no idea. There are tears in my eyes. Not only did it make my day, it also made yesterday, tomorrow, and the day after.
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 T1000
3 months ago
Bwahahahaha....Just the sentence "It plays the Spongebob theme in your ass" cracks me up
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 theshirtpock...
3 months ago
« T1000 : Bwahahahaha....Just the sentence "It plays the Spongebob theme in your ass" cracks me up
No pun intended I'm sure.
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 Marz
3 months ago
Well, it's just a normal digital thermometer, it even says "Oral, Underarm or rectal use" on it. (You have to look closely) But still, the image of having spongebob singing from your bare backside is a odd one!
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 indisguise
3 months ago
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.....
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 Mitzuzake
3 months ago
« Marz : But still, the image of having spongebob singing from your bare backside is a odd one!
Now there's an understatement if there ever was.
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