<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>51922</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yes, it&#8217;s musical. And yes, it&#8217;s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your a$$ when your temperature is taken!]]></description><comments>12</comments><score>478</score><crdate>2/24/2008 11:22:48 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-24T23:22:48+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/weird/l/51922/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (12)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/weird/l/51922-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/weird/l/51922-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/weird/l/51922-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/weird/l/51922/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>268521</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[Rambo2020 @ 6/2/2008 3:15:49 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[hahaha...that's krazy.]]></content><score></score><crdate>6/2/2008 3:15:49 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-06-02T15:15:49+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209577</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[Mitzuzake @ 2/25/2008 5:36:46 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/l/51922/1/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Marz</b>&#160;: But still, the image of having spongebob singing from your bare backside is a odd one!</i></div>Now there's an understatement if there ever was.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 5:36:46 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T17:36:46+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209420</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[indisguise @ 2/25/2008 9:00:21 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[who lives in a pineapple under the sea?.....]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 9:00:21 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T09:00:21+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209406</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[Marz @ 2/25/2008 8:29:41 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Well, it's just a normal digital thermometer, it even says &quot;Oral, Underarm or rectal use&quot; on it. (You have to look closely) But still, the image of having spongebob singing from your bare backside is a odd one!]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 8:29:41 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T08:29:41+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209337</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[theshirtpocket @ 2/25/2008 1:48:54 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/weird/l/51922/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>T1000</b> : Bwahahahaha....Just the sentence &quot;It plays the Spongebob theme in your ass&quot; cracks me up</i></div>No pun intended I'm sure.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 1:48:54 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T01:48:54+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209336</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[T1000 @ 2/25/2008 1:45:37 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Bwahahahaha....Just the sentence &quot;It plays the Spongebob theme in your ass&quot; cracks me up]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 1:45:37 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T01:45:37+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209326</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[sykeo56 @ 2/25/2008 1:13:56 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[That made me laugh so hard.  You have no idea.  There are tears in my eyes.  Not only did it make my day, it also made yesterday, tomorrow, and the day after.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 1:13:56 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T01:13:56+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209317</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[tvirus @ 2/25/2008 12:42:53 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Stephen Hillenburg must be so proud.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 12:42:53 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T00:42:53+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209305</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[theshirtpocket @ 2/25/2008 12:21:55 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[You know those toothbrushes where you can listen to music through your teeth while your brushing?<br/><br/>Heaven forbid you should confuse that with one of these.  It would be a bad thing no matter which end you stuck it in.]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 12:21:55 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T00:21:55+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209302</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[gratheo @ 2/25/2008 12:13:36 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Oh, dear god. Yet another thing to be depressed about.<br/>What is the world coming to lately? Oh, that's right.<br/>Self-assured destruction.<br/>But don't mind me.<br/>Look at me, brain the size of a planet...]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/25/2008 12:13:36 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-25T00:13:36+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209289</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[xenity7 @ 2/24/2008 11:41:27 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[If ever I had to have my temperature rectally taken...<br/><br/>&quot;Nurse, I brought my own thermometer!&quot;]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/24/2008 11:41:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-24T23:41:27+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>209281</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/51922/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[Muppetmaker @ 2/24/2008 11:24:08 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[HOLY s**t!]]></content><score></score><crdate>2/24/2008 11:24:08 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-24T23:24:08+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>