<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Lost theory generator : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/"/><tagline>Lost theory generator : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-07-25T18:31:52+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Lost theory generator]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/53731/1/" /><id>53731</id><summary><![CDATA[Lost theory generator]]></summary><issued>2008-03-10T11:59:27+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-10T11:59:27+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In 1969 the US department of defense invaded the island in order to use it as a test site for cutting edge developments in geomagnetism and genetic engineering. It was eventually hoped to try and work out a way to control the population of the world. The crash of flight 815 was caused by a swarm of remotely operated Dharma nanobots. The survivors of flight 815 are clones of the previous test subjects and the 'monster' in the jungle is a pissed-off giraffe. There are two groups of Others. One group are loyal devotees of Alvar Hanso and the other are the descendants of the original inhabitants of the island. The 'incident' mentioned in the orientation film was a massive explosion caused by a huge build up of electromagnetic energy and the button in the hatch is merely part of a psychological experiment. The numbers just represent the island's location.<br/><br/>For the next 'theory' just refresh the page.<br/>Bonus: here's a slightly more elaborate <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.timelooptheory.com/the_timeline.htm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">theory</a>.]]></content></entry><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/weird/l/53731/1/' class='plime td mn'>comments (0)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/weird/l/53731-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a 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