<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Captain Winkie Theft : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Captain Winkie Theft : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Captain Winkie Theft]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/59501/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59407/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.<br/><br/>&quot;I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke,&quot; [police chief] Oleko said.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rio police arrested for mugging U.S. cops on holiday]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29133/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Rio de Janeiro police arrested two fellow officers on Thursday accused of extorting money from two American tourists who happened to be San Francisco cops on vacation.]]></description></item></channel></rss>