Spongebob Rectal Thermometer Posted: 5 months ago by 2manyusernames
3 words you probably didn't expect to hear in the same sentence, but that is exactly what this is. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!
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Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer Posted: 8 months ago by Mitzuzake
Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your a$$ when your temperature is taken!
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Spongebob Squarepants - Communist Chinese Version Posted: 1 year ago by BrownTrout
Honorable sponge subject to mind control, needs of state, and Chinese Google censor.
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Who needs a thermometer? Get a cricket! Posted: 1 year ago by suebe
Count your cricket's chirps to get an accurate temperature reading. Really!
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A Molecular Thermometer For The Distant Universe Posted: 5 months ago by AutumnLotus
Astronomers have made use of ESO's Very Large Telescope to detect for the first time in the ultraviolet the carbon monoxide molecule in a galaxy located almost 11 billion light-years away, a feat that had remained elusive for 25 years. This detection allows them to obtain the most precise measurement of the cosmic temperature at such a remote epoch.
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Jack teaches Sawyer about fun Posted: 1 year ago by gammerus
For fans of spongebob and Lost
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