Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.
Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. Pictures
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Posted: 2 years ago by gammerus:
Whatever floats your boat.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Ross:
« gammerus : Whatever floats your boat. I wonder if he's ever done it with a boat? Could be fun, in the water and all.. Not that I would know.
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Posted: 2 years ago by digitalgimpling:
well at least we don't have to worry about him breeding :D!
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Posted: 2 years ago by doggylives:
He must be exhausted !
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Posted: 2 years ago by 02browns:
The rules of the internet were right. There really is a fetish for everything.
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Posted: 2 years ago by sykeo56:
As a car enthusiast, I can admit that there are a few cars I would definitely - nevermind, I'm not gonna finish that sentence. DON'T JUDGE ME!
:P
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Posted: 2 years ago by skitzoritz:
« doggylives : He must be exhausted ! I felt some pain in my gut when I read that one.... But well anything I say at this point is being the dead horse. Sally forth!
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Posted: 2 years ago by mewhitenoise:
Wow....I hope he hasn't hit up my car.....but he probably goes for classier models, mines all beat up.
I like how he gives his car lovers cute feminine names, they sound like Power Puff Girls.
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Posted: 2 years ago by pocksucket:
I was very, very scared of clicking the pictures link, but I did.
In the end I thought it sweet that he isn't a selfish lover - If he were, he'd not bother with foreplay:
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