<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>plime.com : weird : All Links : ATOM 0.3</title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><entry><title><![CDATA[82-year old woman told she can't photograph an empty swimming pool because she might be a pedophile]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/70091/1/" /><id>70091</id><summary><![CDATA[82-year old woman told she can't photograph an empty swimming pool because she might be a pedophile]]></summary><issued>2008-07-25T17:49:24+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-25T17:49:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[yeah. you read it right. Not much more to add. Woman is prohibited from taking a picture of a pool where children sometime swim because she might be achieving some sort of psychic sexual gratification from the imprint of the souls of all those children that have or will swim there.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Welcome to Jowlers]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/70083/1/" /><id>70083</id><summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Jowlers]]></summary><issued>2008-07-25T15:08:29+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-25T15:08:29+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Where distortion is cause for celebration!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[PeTA Video Makes the News By Encouraging Sex]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69912/1/" /><id>69912</id><summary><![CDATA[PeTA Video Makes the News By Encouraging Sex]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T14:25:21+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T14:25:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[This video is sparking some controversy. It's up on YouTube: <div style='display:block;width:250px;text-overflow:clip;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ZuT5mCvki0" rel="nofollow">http://youtube.com/watch?v=7ZuT5mCvki0</a></div>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Connecticut man gets 4 years after confessing to molesting a child... during a job interview... to become a State Trooper]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69893/1/" /><id>69893</id><summary><![CDATA[Connecticut man gets 4 years after confessing to molesting a child... during a job interview... to become a State Trooper]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T11:33:07+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T11:33:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What's worse, he thought that since he was honest, <b>he would still get the job!</b>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA['Crashed aircraft' turns out to be fake penguins]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69881/1/" /><id>69881</id><summary><![CDATA['Crashed aircraft' turns out to be fake penguins]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T09:47:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T09:47:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A major rescue operation launched after reports of a light aircraft crashing into the sea turned out to be a false alarm sparked by two inflatable penguin balloons, coastguards revealed.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[When cakes go wrong]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69871/1/" /><id>69871</id><summary><![CDATA[When cakes go wrong]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T08:31:31+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T08:31:31+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A pictorial dedicated to the worst that cake decorating has to offer.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Apollo 14 astronaut claims aliens HAVE made contact - but it has been covered up for 60 years]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69835/1/" /><id>69835</id><summary><![CDATA[Apollo 14 astronaut claims aliens HAVE made contact - but it has been covered up for 60 years]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T05:15:22+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T05:15:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Apollo 14 astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell, said he was aware of many UFO visits to Earth during his career with NASA but each one was covered up.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[35,000 child porn images - no jail]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69828/1/" /><id>69828</id><summary><![CDATA[35,000 child porn images - no jail]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T04:36:14+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T04:36:14+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A MAN with a chronic fear of women has walked from the Adelaide District Court with a suspended prison term after admitting downloading 35,000 child pornography images. The judge accepted his evidence that images involving sex between children and adults had been accidentally downloaded.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Church Offers Free Fuel for New Worshippers]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69822/1/" /><id>69822</id><summary><![CDATA[Church Offers Free Fuel for New Worshippers]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T04:11:38+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T04:11:38+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In order to attract more worshippers, representatives of a church in New Zealand came up with an original and practically efficient strategy. The church began providing fuel vouchers to newcomers.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[From 'sexy beast' to 'filthy rich gringo': The email trail that showed the Darwins' evolving plot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69811/1/" /><id>69811</id><summary><![CDATA[From 'sexy beast' to 'filthy rich gringo': The email trail that showed the Darwins' evolving plot]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T03:25:00+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T03:25:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Anne Darwin's defence hinged on her claim that she was coerced into the plot by her 'domineering' husband. What John wanted, John got,' she told the court in hushed tones. But these damning emails between the couple, obtained by Sky News, paint a different picture.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Pee Powered Batteries On Sale in Japan]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69789/1/" /><id>69789</id><summary><![CDATA[Pee Powered Batteries On Sale in Japan]]></summary><issued>2008-07-24T00:11:55+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-24T00:11:55+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[NoPoPo (Non-Pollution Power) Aqua Batteries are available in both AA and AAA form, although the company page shows they are producing the technology for all sizes of battery, and can only be currently purchased in Japan.<br/>The batteries can be recharged with various different fluids using the new development which forms electric power using liquid as a catalyst]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Peruvian Guinea Pig Festival]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69778/1/" /><id>69778</id><summary><![CDATA[Peruvian Guinea Pig Festival]]></summary><issued>2008-07-23T19:19:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-23T19:19:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What starts off as a slightly out-there, dressing guinea pigs as people, sort of a thing suddenly shifts to a whole different gear on photo six.<br/><br/>If you're squeamish, or of a nervous disposition and don't work out what comes in pictures seven and eight, please don't click next.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man finds his own stolen car - 3 years later]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69715/1/" /><id>69715</id><summary><![CDATA[Man finds his own stolen car - 3 years later]]></summary><issued>2008-07-23T10:41:03+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-23T10:41:03+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The thief unknowingly drove it into the parking garage where he was working.<br/><br/>The Car-ma gods have smiled.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Polygamist Sect Leader Accused of Child Sex Assault]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69702/1/" /><id>69702</id><summary><![CDATA[Polygamist Sect Leader Accused of Child Sex Assault]]></summary><issued>2008-07-23T08:46:43+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-23T08:46:43+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The imprisoned leader of a polygamist sect along with other five men arrested earlier this year in Texas have been accused of child sex assault.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Mother awarded &#163;800,000 after 'six pints of water a day detox diet' left her brain damaged]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69700/1/" /><id>69700</id><summary><![CDATA[Mother awarded &#163;800,000 after 'six pints of water a day detox diet' left her brain damaged]]></summary><issued>2008-07-23T08:43:37+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-23T08:43:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A dieter suffered permanent brain damage after being advised to drink six pints of water a day and cut salt intake to lose weight. Dawn Page, 52, has been awarded &#163;810,000 in damages from her nutritionist, although the practitioner denies fault.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Identical twins marry, give birth to identical twins]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69667/1/" /><id>69667</id><summary><![CDATA[Identical twins marry, give birth to identical twins]]></summary><issued>2008-07-23T02:16:21+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-23T02:16:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[When identical twin sisters Diane and Darlene Nettemeier met identical twin brothers Craig and Mark Sanders a decade ago, they could never have guessed just how much of their lives would be based around perfect sets of two.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Austrian Man blasted off Toilet by&#8230; Hailstones?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69635/1/" /><id>69635</id><summary><![CDATA[Austrian Man blasted off Toilet by&#8230; Hailstones?]]></summary><issued>2008-07-22T21:29:00+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-22T21:29:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Nine year olds reported to police after making collections FOR CHARITY]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69586/1/" /><id>69586</id><summary><![CDATA[Nine year olds reported to police after making collections FOR CHARITY]]></summary><issued>2008-07-22T13:08:22+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-22T13:08:22+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[What's worse, they were reported by the charity they collected for.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Knitler]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69530/1/" /><id>69530</id><summary><![CDATA[Knitler]]></summary><issued>2008-07-22T04:57:16+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-22T04:57:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Rachael Matthews has put a book of knitting patterns out that includes instructions on how to make a variety of famous people, including Hitler.<br/><br/>If this is just a cheap attempt to garner publicity from the morally outraged then...  well...  Oops... I've sort of helped her out there by posting this...<br/><br/>Sorry.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Tiny carp nibble your toes in fishy pedicure]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69516/1/" /><id>69516</id><summary><![CDATA[Tiny carp nibble your toes in fishy pedicure]]></summary><issued>2008-07-22T02:24:05+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-22T02:24:05+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your feet in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Vets save life of six-legged deer found in North Georgia]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69492/1/" /><id>69492</id><summary><![CDATA[Vets save life of six-legged deer found in North Georgia]]></summary><issued>2008-07-21T21:07:16+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-21T21:07:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The six-legged deer was found after it was allegedly<br/>attacked by a dog. Vets worked to save it's life and are <br/>now unsure of what to do with the deer.<br/><br/>edit:<br/><div style='display:block;width:250px;text-overflow:clip;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/23/sotvo.ga.six.legged.deer.stringer" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/07/23/sotvo.ga.six.legged.deer.stringer</a></div>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Catfish Goin' For A Stroll]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69489/1/" /><id>69489</id><summary><![CDATA[Catfish Goin' For A Stroll]]></summary><issued>2008-07-21T20:18:11+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-21T20:18:11+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Storm drain dwelling catfish took to the streets for an awkward looking shuffle in Pinellas Park.<br/><br/>Local resident Dianna Fernandez said &quot;I was, like, 'No way, there's fish in the street.'&quot; and the journalist who wrote this article found considered that worth reporting.<br/><br/>Includes video.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[HP Demonstrate the Meaning of Excessive Packaging]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69488/1/" /><id>69488</id><summary><![CDATA[HP Demonstrate the Meaning of Excessive Packaging]]></summary><issued>2008-07-21T19:58:02+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-21T19:58:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Like a bizarre anti-environmentalist Russian Matryoshka Doll set, this delivery from HP was wrapped in foam and then placed inside 17 boxes, each one larger than the last.<br/><br/>Before you click the link, try to guess what could possibly be so fragile.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[If you've ever paid a hit man with NASCAR memorabilia... You MIGHT be a redneck]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69441/1/" /><id>69441</id><summary><![CDATA[If you've ever paid a hit man with NASCAR memorabilia... You MIGHT be a redneck]]></summary><issued>2008-07-21T10:54:59+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-21T10:54:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Pennsylvania man and his son just made a huge contribution to Jeff Foxworthy's next tour.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[North Korean 'children's' cartoon, WHAT FUN!?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69385/1/" /><id>69385</id><summary><![CDATA[North Korean 'children's' cartoon, WHAT FUN!?]]></summary><issued>2008-07-21T03:20:25+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-21T03:20:25+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Freaky brainwashing,suffering-sorrowful saturday morning fun!]]></content></entry></items></xml>