I'll be in Norway in 2 weeks. But only in Stavanger and Kristiansand. If I had known, I would go visit Segleim.

Just say Ja, Nei, Jeg elsker deg (jay elsker day)
Yes, No, I love you

Emay ootay. Ymay ellowfay ountrycay-anmay!

I speak English fluently and can understand the linguistic rape that is 'American English'.

I studied French for three years, German for three; as a result my French vocabulary is thus:

Baton-de-colle ~ Glue Stick

My German is better, though I learnt more from song lyrics than school. I know enough German that I could survive anywhere in Germany:
'Entschuldigung, ich Versteh euch nicht. Sprechen sie Englische?'

I know one fantastic Japanese phrase. I;ve used it to every Japanese person I've ever met and none have ever been amused.
'Konnichiwa. Kuzo s**te shinezo. Sayanora.'

That's about all.

I can read hebrew?
But not speak it.
I am also fluent in douchebag and in understanding different types of broken english.

speak english and french. Although i haven't brushed up on my French in a couple years so now it's probably more like French mixed with English words if i were to go to France.

-4 years of highschool spanish (which, in the Socal public school system means I can only say the dirty things)
- 3yrs of American Sign Language - not terribly fluent, but anything I can't sign I just fingerspell
- 1yr of college level Mandarin which puts me at a more than passable tourist level
- a teensy bit of yiddish and hebrew
- and I'm like, totes fluent in valley girl right?

And of course, 21 years of American English.

I wish I could speak the language from "Alien Nation", I just loved the way it sounds.

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I speak fluent drunken gibberish, if you ever have a drunk buddy that is not making any sense just give me a holler. It might take me a few shots but I'll catch up with em quick.