Well, the title is from Dustin Hoffman.

Now tell me what are for YOU the 2 basic items necessary to sustain life. I mean plime and the other 2 most important items.

Somebody to talk to and chocolate.

Jordan and alfredo.

Love and happiness.

Though I'll argue in favor of coconut milk.

Water and sex. Or maybe sex and water.

Not quite sure on the order of necessity.

cereal and paint

Laxatives and outdated university texts.

A fishing pole
A river full of fish

Cats and video games

grapes and an englishman to peel them for me

A nicely weighted pen

Some notepaper

Good friends, and good food.

Said englishman provides the grapes?

Beer and...BEER!

Ass n tittys?
Sorry I couldnt resist :P

Plime.

A hug and child's smile

Access to the internet and the ability to type one-handed?

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Molly and a cream-filled Long John?





Sorry, INY. I couldn't resist. Your posts have been classic lately.

/has been shamed

Personally, for me, two things that I would kill myself without are family* and an ongoing education.

*By "family", I mean Zach, Zach's family, my parents and Grandma, and our future offspring.

And now for my slightly less PC entry:

A Hispanic woman who can cook and service my other "needs"

A year round NFL season

Oh no! Don't be shamed. I only tease people I like. It's not your fault that people like Moe and me have our minds permanently in the gutter. Just keep on being you and we'll keep being your obnoxious, yet lovable uncles.