I'm renowned for it in our Viking village.

At least I can generally get home from Heorot most nights. Very rarely do I sleep by the side of the road.

OK then, so it will be your blood when if you all get hopelessly lost. Gotcha.

Who else is getting on the boats?

How the hell else are you going to discover a continent you don't know exists if you don't know where you're going?

I'll follow this from the future and time travel in now and then....

*gets in the boat* To the new world!

/climbs into the boat.
/starts singing "row row row your boat."

OK so we have Pocksuket, Jerry and Nunkii loaded so far. What are the rest of you silly people doing just milling about?!?! GET IN A BOAT!

Count me in.

OK Xia is the fourth passenger in boat #1, crowding ahead of all the other people who were here first. Good on her, that's exactly what I good Viking would do. She brings with her:

-Huge knife - a Scramasax (19" blade)

-Seeds - Back in town, the villagers begin to wonder where the f*ck all their next season seeds are going. Talk of a lynch mob begins.
-Extra Clothes
-Food - 3 weeks worth
-Barrel of Mead

All right boat #1 pushes off with
Pocksucket
Jerry
Nunkii
Xiatethebish

Winds are high, it is a crisp fall day and the seas are wet, rough, salty and dangerous.

Just like Viking sex.

Are we ready?

BTW the Seed Mob should be a GOOD HINT to those that are not getting on boats that they should be. If you fail to update your actions in a reasonable time, the villagers may just end up skinning you alive because some of Nunkii's seeds fell into your pockets.

I'm waiting to set off in boat 2. Lemme know when we set sail.

errrrrrr....
jk

/here comes the cheesy line "I was born ready!!"

"Let's go! TO THE NEW WORLD!"

*raises sword in the air and points to the sea*

/whispers to Jerry,"wrong way."
/corrects his position and points him in the right way.

"ONWARD!!"

Stroke
Stroke
stroke
Stroke

What?

No, not that.

I'm co-ordinating the rowing.

Jerry, if you're going out of town for a few days, why did you get in on this?

Well....uhh...s**t. I didn't think of that, I was thinking how cool this would be. Moe, would you mind taking control of my Viking until I get back? If you're not sure how I'd act, ask Chelsea or Aggie. They would know best. Sorry about that.

Oh, I'm pretty sure we all know how you'd act *eye rolls* :D

'spose I'd better get on a boat then. Wait, am I already on a boat? Do I have a boat to get on yet? Which boat am I in? Will I survive the journey?

Find out the answer to these questions and more in Moe's next exciting instalment.

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A wayfarer should not walk unarmed,
But have his weapons to hand:
He knows not when he may need a spear,
Or what menace meet on the road.

Okay, that lynch mob is gettin pretty pissed about everyone taking their seasonal seeds...I'm gettin my stuff and jumping onto a boat right now.

and may i shoot my arrows w/ the accuracy that Rambo did in his latest movie? afterall, i think its very fitting :-) lol