There is something about it. But that bend in it... His grip must have been too tight.

On his quill. The grip on his quill, I mean.

From the article---
"In its correct position it looks rather like an old mildewed boot with Wales as the heel, Scotland as the toe and East Anglia sticking up into the air."

Right....that's what I thought, too...a boot...you know, like Italy...

This room smells like elephant.

So...am I the only one who thinks it looks like a penis, then?

No, penis was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the map.

But, you see I was making a joke because everybody else was just sort of hinting...

Oh, nevermind.