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Posted: 8 months ago by Alton:
That was funny, Suebe. Thanks.
Particularly the part about People who claim to hate clowns, and People who's cat walks across the cutting board.
(No comment on the last one)
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Posted: 8 months ago by bingo:
Ohhhh!! - "Much like robots and the British, pigeons do not have the capacity to feel love."
(BTW - what are you doing in my Seattle paper?! Stay on your own side. :P )
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Posted: 8 months ago by suebe:
« bingo :
(BTW - what are you doing in my Seattle paper?! Stay on your own side. :P ) I'm bicoastal? :D
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Posted: 8 months ago by kakana:
I know a few of these people!
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Posted: 8 months ago by lynxears:
« suebe : I'm bicoastal? :D Don't tell Jerry...
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Posted: 8 months ago by TraumaMamma:
« bingo : Ohhhh - "Much like robots and the British, pigeons do not have the capacity to feel love."
(BTW - what are you doing in my Seattle paper?! Stay on your own side. :P ) She gets stuff from my local news site all the time too!! I think of something to post and she found it before I did!!
/grumbles.
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Posted: 8 months ago by thirdeye:
What about Russian Wizards Who Don't Know How to Navigate a Four-Way Stop or an Uncontrolled Intersection?
Why aren't they listed?
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Posted: 8 months ago by TraumaMamma:
People Who Don't Know How to Navigate a Four-Way Stop or an Uncontrolled Intersection
Can a lady get a wave, please? Just a courtesy wave. That's all I ask. These people are under the impression that rules do not apply to them. They do not have to wait their turn because they are special. They are probably the worst people on this entire list, and that includes wizards.
Good lord this is true. People call 911 all the time when a light goes out because people don't know what to do.
Treat it like a 4 ways stop. Who ever stops first at the intersection can go first. It's just that easy.
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Posted: 8 months ago by Moe:
There are only two types of people in the world.
Those that put people into two types and those that don't.
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Posted: 8 months ago by mobase:
Secret Hookers?
Is this some new fad that I've grown to old to pay attention to? I mean- I can understand recession hookers, but what's with the secret hooker stuff?
Are there rules like in "Fight Club"?
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Posted: 8 months ago by yugosakimi:
Haha, I appreciated that list more than all others.
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Posted: 8 months ago by eLJay:
Oh man the one about the cats had me nodding my head. My sister lets her cats lick off of whatever she happens to be eating. Hello! Wake up! Your cat was just in the corner licking her butt. No amount of toothpaste can wash that away.
I also liked the comment for those who studied abroad in a third world country....congratulations! hehehehe.
Four way stops....don't get me started. A fun find. Thanks, Suebe.
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Posted: 8 months ago by thirdeye:
« Moe : There are only two types of people in the world.
Those that put people into two types and those that don't. There are 10 types of people:
-Those who understand ternary numeral system
-Those who do not understand it at all
-Those who mistake it for binary.
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Posted: 8 months ago by zebulor:
Wizards
a*****es with beards who do magic. In modern times, wizards look just like normal people, because they've learned to wear tracksuits and tuxedos over their robes. This means that wizards could be anywhere. Can you trust the people you work with not to be wizards?
I am personally offended by this implying that wizards are not trustworthy.
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Posted: 8 months ago by dollyllama:
People Who Claim to Be Afraid of Clowns
These people (and they are numerous) are attempting to cultivate a cute quirk, but they are really just aping a cute quirk cultivated by thousands of cute-quirk-cultivators before them in a giant, gross, boring feedback loop. Yes, clowns can be mildly creepy. But come on. Among the many things that are scarier than clowns: fire, earthquakes, a guy with a knife, riding the bus, colon cancer, falling down the stairs (it could happen at any time!), rapists, people who just kind of look a little rapey and are standing too close to you in line at 7-Eleven, Marlo from The Wire, influenza, and scissors.
John Wayne Gacy. Nuff said.
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Posted: 8 months ago by psycmoe:
This is hilarious.
"People Who Choose to Correct You About the Definition of 'Hobo'" could also read "Hippy".
And I totally don't watch tv. I have teh internets.
"People Who Don't Believe in Evolution but Love Antibiotics"
You're cracking me up. What a great find!
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Posted: 8 months ago by minaxi16:
UNBELIEVABLE!
spam again...linky removed
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Posted: 8 months ago by psycmoe:
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Posted: 8 months ago by drogue:
« Moe : There are only two types of people in the world.
Those that put people into two types and those that don't. Now, I've been saying this for decades. Thank you!
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