Lost parrot gives vet his name and address Posted: 3 months ago by dollyllama
When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught -- recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.
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Posted: 3 months ago by tdiggity:
OMG!
Birds came from velociraptors, who didn't have the ability to speak, per se. But am I the only one sensing that they could easily evolve BACK into carnivorous lizards, but NOW they'd be capable of SPEECH?!
We are truly, truly screwed...
PLEASE make sure not to leave advanced mathematics books around parrots. If we can keep them from physics knowledge we may still have a chance...
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Posted: 3 months ago by Fizz71:
I wonder if the owner is a drug dealer and also told the parrot "don't talk to the cops!"
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Posted: 3 months ago by BLANSETTBABE:
Of course he didn't talk, he's a parrot not a stool pigeon.
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