...for your b***ing bathroom action.

[Possibly NSFW] picked by suckersklub 9 hours ago

i don't even know where to begin with this one. "WTF?!" doesn't even begin to describe how mind blowing this is.

(hope this isn't a dupe) picked by muppet 9 hours ago

Based on a real five-year-old Japanese girl, this machine was built to look just like a human. (And no, I haven't been searching the interweb 5 year old girls) picked by Bornbad 9 hours ago

An Aspen man who was arrested in May for driving drunk and carrying a jar of cocaine entered a guilty plea yesterday for possession of marijuana, which he was not accused of. picked by Bornbad 10 hours ago

Emergency officials had to knock down Jose Luis Garza's bedroom wall and load him onto the back of a friend's pickup truck as he fought for his life. The 47-year-old was pronounced dead on arrival at a hospital in northern Mexico. picked by Bornbad 10 hours ago

A Manitoba man is suing the mother of his child, claiming he shouldn't have to pay child support and is deserving of additional money for mental distress and anxiety because he was asleep when the woman engaged in sexual intercourse with him. picked by bernardblack 13 hours ago

Remember the guy who left his girlfriend on the toilet for nearly two years? Well he is a very lucky man. picked by misswinkle 13 hours ago

A fish species known as cichlids has been observed by scientists in the act of splitting into two distinct species in Lake Victoria, Africa’s largest lake and one of the world’s biggest fresh water bodies. picked by bernardblack 14 hours ago

Only days after the bailout passed, AIG executives spent $200,000 for hotel rooms, almost $150,000 for catered banquets, $23,000 at the hotel spa and another $1,400 at the salon. picked by unzercharlie 15 hours ago

Matani Shakya passed all the tests required to be recognized as an incarnation of the Hindu goddess Taleju, including sleeping overnight in a room filled with the heads of slaughtered animals and showing no fear. Now she gets to spend her life in virtual isolation until she reaches puberty. picked by Wingnut 16 hours ago

i say bring on the monopoly... these guys are geniuses! picked by ybcool 16 hours ago

They weren't concerned about what it was. They were worried about what she might do with it!

<== Yes, that's actually the sketch that caused all the excitement. Don't you feel safer now? picked by tigertony 17 hours ago

A package of BACON forces evacuation at Rep. John Boehner’s local offices. picked by Moe 17 hours ago

Man goes to the doctor for kidney problems. During the examination, the patient gets an erection. The doctor sees this and performs oral sex until completion. After the patient gets his, then he decides he is uncomfortable and complains about it. picked by bernardblack 18 hours ago

Farewell Opus.... Hello, Pickles and Pete. picked by meggysue 19 hours ago

Don't understand it but the pics are good! picked by topofall 19 hours ago

A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it, a court has heard. picked by Nateebiinature 19 hours ago

For the first time, astronomers have found an object on a certain collision course with Earth. Fortunately, it is so small it is not expected to cause any damage, burning up in the atmosphere somewhere above northern Sudan in the wee hours of Tuesday morning. It may, however, produce a brilliant 'shooting star'. picked by AutumnLotus 20 hours ago

A teenage girl woke when a snake that had slithered into her bed and wrapped itself around her neck bit her on the arm. picked by AutumnLotus 20 hours ago

It's looking more and more likely that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will appear on ''Saturday Night Live'' -- to have some fun with Tina Fey.
(I can't tell them apart...wait, Tina can turn it off) picked by Bornbad 1 day ago

‘Beast from the East’ may break current record ... if it doesn’t break apart. picked by Bornbad 1 day ago

There’s that word again: maverick. In Thursday’s vice-presidential debate, Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, the Republican candidate, used it to describe herself and her running mate, Senator John McCain, no fewer than six times, at one point calling him “the consummate maverick.” picked by Bornbad 1 day ago

While former Lehman CEO Richard Fuld was testifying before the House Oversight Committee Oct. 6, CNBC reported he had been punched in the face at the Lehman Brothers gym after it was announced the firm was going bankrupt. picked by Bornbad 1 day ago

First Place, Photography: "The Glass Forest"
Tiny green diatoms create the illusion of a fernlike forest as they attach to their marine-invertebrate hosts.
more at link picked by 2manyusernames 1 day ago

Classic toon!

(more in comments) picked by Bornbad 1 day ago