The author of the device says: "I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device." picked by maxriter 10 months ago tags ass device invention shoes kick |
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The USB Doomsday Device has three levels of failsafe protection. In order to arm the Device, you first need to activate switch one. Then switch two. Then switch three; the key switch. Once all three switches are turned on (in order) the Main light will glow red. This means the Device is armed and very dangerous... picked by DrNothing 1 year ago 1 comments edit related share plime.com |
Remember Your Motives Search engine optimization isn’t just about getting a top listing. Ultimately, webmasters optimize their pages in hopes of getting sales, or, for content-based sites, getting ad revenue. This should always be your first priority. For example, consider that you were searching for “shoes,” and that the first listing looked like this: Shoes Online: Sneaker... read full post picked by dolly78 1 year ago 0 comments edit related share plime.com |
United States patent 1493222 is for "A weighing device especially adapted for weighing feces as excreted." 9 comments edit related share plime.comNow, who doesn't need one? picked by deepcleanfun 7 months ago |
A revolutionary pair of shoes are set to stamp out foot odour for good - thanks to a clever air-conditioning unit hidden inside. The smart leather uppers suck in fresh air through tiny holes in the laces and sole which then circulates around sweaty, smelly feet. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago 2 comments edit related share plime.com |
A new range of children's shoes mean parents no longer have to rush to the shops every time their little ones' feet grow - because the shoes can grow with them. 5 comments edit related share plime.comInchworm shoes can extend by one full size so when kids' feet grow, all parents need to do is adjust them. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago |
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Tired of losing what he says was about $1,000 worth of merchandise a month in thefts, Gabe Fidanque started telling shoplifters he caught that they had two choices: Give him one of their shoes or he'd call the police. 6 comments edit related share plime.comA handful gave up a shoe. But Durango police told Fidanque on Friday to stop the practice or risk facing charges of felony robbery. picked by pvisi111 3 months ago |