Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.
TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!

*Probably NSFW* picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago
tags jesus christ tedjesuschristgod.org totally bonkers
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 Jesus Christ action figures
Jesus Christ action figures
Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago
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 Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window
Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window
An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago
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 Earliest Reference Describes Christ as 'Magician'
Earliest Reference Describes Christ as 'Magician'
A bowl, dating to between the late 2nd century B.C. and the early 1st century A.D., is engraved with what may be the world's first known reference to Christ. The engraving reads, "DIA CHRSTOU O GOISTAIS," which has been interpreted to mean either, "by Christ the magician" or, "the magician by Christ." picked by AutumnLotus 6 days ago
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 Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling
Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling
As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. Picture source picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago
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 Jesus may owe the IRS some money
Jesus may owe the IRS some money
The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses — paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives’ names. picked by kissmenow 1 year ago
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 Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.

But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago
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 Holographic Jesus ..
Holographic Jesus ..
Holographic Jesus .. picked by sasdssdas 1 year ago
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 Someone is so going to hell for this one.
Someone is so going to hell for this one.
Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later? picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago
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 Sex in Christ
Sex in Christ
How Would Jesus Do?

(I can only assume that the site is intended satirically) picked by Ellz 1 year ago
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 Jesus Christ Superstar
Jesus Christ Superstar [video]
This is one of my favorite movies and perhaps my favorite musical. Amazing movie, awesome music, fantastic lyrics. I tried to create a playlist joining them all together but it wouldn't function. It wouldn't recognize that I created one and only gave me the option to create a new one. picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago
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 Jesus Christ has a radio show in Los Angeles
Jesus Christ has a radio show in Los Angeles
Inside KFI-AM, the face of this Jesus looks nothing like familiar images of Christ. Bald and goateed sans moustache, he wears a hoop earring and bears the tattoos of a rebellious youth. picked by NoKidding 2 years ago
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 Jesus vs. Elvis
Jesus vs. Elvis
The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)... picked by mitzuzake 9 months ago
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 Christinanity Could Be So Much Better If It Didn't Have To Deal With Christ
Christinanity Could Be So Much Better If It Didn't Have To Deal With Christ
Such is the insane belief of "reverend" Gretta Vospe and her "church" in Toronto. "There is no authoritative Big-Godism" is her description of the church. Hymns, such as Jesus Christ Has Risen Today – Hallelujah have Jesus' name stricken from the lyrics. picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago
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 The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan
The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan
Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107. picked by mitzuzake 1 year ago
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 Gallery shocks with explicit plaster Christ
Gallery shocks with explicit plaster Christ
A gallery has offended Christians and visitors alike by displaying a statue showing Christ with an erection. picked by muppet 9 months ago
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 Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago
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 New Jesus film puts race into religion
New Jesus film puts race into religion
A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago
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 Jesus Christ: Tales From the Crypt
Jesus Christ: Tales From the Crypt
Director, James Cameron is back with another blockbuster. This time, the ship he's sinking is Christianity. In a new documentary, he makes the claim that Jesus wasn't resurrected and that his burial cave has been discovered near Jerusalem (and he sired a son with Mary Magdelene). picked by Browntrout 2 years ago
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 Jesus case before Kenyan court
Jesus case before Kenyan court
A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.

Me thinks they miss the point just a bit. picked by buddha 1 year ago
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 Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong
Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong
This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. picked by misswinkle 10 months ago
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