<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Jesus has returned and His name is Ted. : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>48030</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description><comments>19</comments><score>379</score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:33:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</atomdate></link><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/wtf-/l/48030/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (19)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/wtf-/l/48030-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/wtf-/l/48030-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/wtf-/l/48030-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (1)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/wtf-/l/48030/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><comment><id>185343</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q20</url><title><![CDATA[minxyseven @ 1/23/2008 4:42:45 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[It seems to me that it is poorly translated by someone who speaks little english.  I watched a little of one his video and he speaks fine....hmmmm  wtf???  idk]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 4:42:45 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T16:42:45+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>185328</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q19</url><title><![CDATA[unstablefiend @ 1/23/2008 4:30:23 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/48030/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>keroberos32</b> : Is it just me or the <b>artwork</b> on the website really cool?<br/><br/>I just look at the images...</i></div>I started to do the same once HIS writing STYLE started to HURT my BRAIN. And yes, I agree, he found some really nice artwork to feature on his site. I felt compelled BY god to DOWNLOAD some of it ONTO my personal computer. OH no, it seems to BE contagious.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 4:30:23 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T16:30:23+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>185255</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q18</url><title><![CDATA[germz @ 1/23/2008 3:21:43 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[And think o my ted! pretty pictures]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 3:21:43 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T15:21:43+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184985</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q17</url><title><![CDATA[keroberos32 @ 1/23/2008 10:18:09 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Is it just me or the <b>artwork</b> on the website really cool?<br/><br/>I just look at the images...]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 10:18:09 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T10:18:09+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184935</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q16</url><title><![CDATA[Sencerd @ 1/23/2008 7:53:04 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Finally someone posted my website :D]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 7:53:04 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T07:53:04+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184922</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q15</url><title><![CDATA[Pocksucket @ 1/23/2008 6:41:50 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>TED WANTS to CREATE ENTIRE PLANETS where ALL THINGS are NAKED and NUDE including ALL People! </i></div>POCK thinks NOT all of TED's ideas are BAD.<br/><br/>(well, until you get to the bit where he goes into detail of the all the crimes of sexual abuse he has been accused of.  It gets scary then).]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 6:41:50 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T06:41:50+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184912</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q14</url><title><![CDATA[topofall @ 1/23/2008 5:35:05 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Did anybody bother to read all that crap? One thing I did notice though, was GOD had caused TED to projectile vomit until his stomach was empty! Funny that because I've just had that and I thought it was 'norovirus'. Now I know better!]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 5:35:05 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T05:35:05+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184893</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[unstablefiend @ 1/23/2008 3:54:47 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I think there really is only one thing to say after scrolling through the page...<br/><br/>LOL WUT?]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 3:54:47 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T03:54:47+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184876</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[davbob @ 1/23/2008 3:01:18 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i><br/># CAUSED TED to PROJECTILE VOMIT! <br/># CAUSED TED to VOMIT until did not have ANYTHING in stomach and to KEEP VOMITING!  <br/># CAUSED TED to be ENORMOUSLY SICK ALL NIGHT LONG FEELING ENORMOUSLY SICK ALL NIGHT LONG!</i></div>So TED was out drinking with a Scotsman?]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 3:01:18 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T03:01:18+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184872</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[germz @ 1/23/2008 2:54:35 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Haha this is def a joke]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 2:54:35 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T02:54:35+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184869</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[teapixie @ 1/23/2008 2:51:35 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Uuuuummmmmmm.............ok......]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 2:51:35 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T02:51:35+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184867</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[tvirus @ 1/23/2008 2:47:20 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/48030/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>Ted: </b>TED WANTS to CREATE Flying People TOO and People what can PHYSICALLY FLY!  TED WILL DO IT TOO!  <br/><br/>TED WANTS to CREATE even Tree People with Tails!  </i></div>TEDWORLD sounds COOL.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 2:47:20 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T02:47:20+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184865</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[ZebraHDH @ 1/23/2008 2:45:13 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I agree with alot of the points he makes, however I don't believe the Star of David is actually the Star of Ted.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 2:45:13 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T02:45:13+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184862</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[mahler87 @ 1/23/2008 2:37:23 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I just scrolled over the whole site and it just gave me the willies x10. Wow.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 2:37:23 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T02:37:23+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184774</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[melgesevad @ 1/23/2008 12:17:59 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Anyone find it weird that the butt cleavage was censored?<br/><br/><div class='imagecontainer' ><a href='/redir.p?http://tedjesuschristgod.org/Images/MANYofTEDswereCOMPLETEVIRGINSandwereBROKENINtobrokenbeforeTEDsorDEAD_ARTwithPinkcoverup.jpg' rel='nofollow' target='_blank' ><img  src='/images/null.gif' id='xhttptedjesuschristgodorgimagesmanyoftedswerecompletevirginsandwerebrokenintobrokenbeforetedsordeadartwithpinkcoverupjpg' style='border:1px solid #B8BCC0;background-color:#D1D5D9;' alt='Click here to show image'/></a><noscript> <span style='display:inline;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://tedjesuschristgod.org/Images/MANYofTEDswereCOMPLETEVIRGINSandwereBROKENINtobrokenbeforeTEDsorDEAD_ARTwithPinkcoverup.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://tedjesuschristgod.org/Images/MANYofTEDswereCOMPLETEVIRGINSandwereBROKENINtobrokenbeforeTEDsorDEAD_ARTwithPinkcoverup.jpg</a></span></noscript></div><script>forumimage('http://tedjesuschristgod.org/Images/MANYofTEDswereCOMPLETEVIRGINSandwereBROKENINtobrokenbeforeTEDsorDEAD_ARTwithPinkcoverup.jpg','xhttptedjesuschristgodorgimagesmanyoftedswerecompletevirginsandwerebrokenintobrokenbeforetedsordeadartwithpinkcoverupjpg');</script>]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/23/2008 12:17:59 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-23T00:17:59+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184733</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[BILLYAYLE @ 1/22/2008 11:44:17 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Well, what we have here is a failure to exist in the realm of normality.<br/>I'd throw a little electro shock therapy in with those meds. <br/><br/>And a grammar class to round things off.  <br/><br/>oh, and a drill so he can put that much needed hole in his head.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:44:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:44:17+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184731</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[WeeBeastie @ 1/22/2008 11:42:54 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[uh...<br/><br/>wow.<br/><br/>pass that man the Thorazine, please!]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:42:54 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:42:54+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184730</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[SholoM22 @ 1/22/2008 11:42:27 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/wtf-/l/48030/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b>&#160;:&#160;This man needs lots and lots of medication.</i></div>ANYONE who TYPES like THIS needs TO be CHAINED down TO a CHAIR and FORCE fed SLEEPING pills! IS this FOR reals? CUZ I thought IT was A JOKE!!!]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:42:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:42:27+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>184727</id><url>http://www.plime.com/wtf-/l/48030/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[2manyusernames @ 1/22/2008 11:34:05 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[This man needs lots and lots of medication.]]></content><score></score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:34:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:34:05+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>