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Posted: 7 months ago by skyewr:
wtf kind of person just lets this go on for TWO YEARS?!
"say, would you like to come out of the bathroom today honey?"
"no maybe tomorrow"
"ok I'll be watching TV."
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Posted: 7 months ago by Bornbad:
the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 7 months ago by indisguise:
« skyewr : wtf kind of person just lets this go on for TWO YEARS?!
"say, would you like to come out of the bathroom today honey?"
"no maybe tomorrow"
"ok I'll be watching TV." i know! what i'd like to know is where did HE go to the bathroom while his was occupied for 2 years. i think they may both be a bit off mentally....
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Posted: 7 months ago by skyewr:
« indisguise :where did HE go to the bathroom Christ I didn't even THINK of that!
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Posted: 7 months ago by Hoosker:
I don't know what's better...This story being posted by a member named "deepcleanfun" or that the Deputy's name was "Whipple"
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Posted: 7 months ago by suebe:
I can't stop shaking my head at this one.
"Honey, can I use the toilet now?"
"No, dear, I'm staying on it. Maybe tomorrow"
Squeezes legs and goes outside to water a tree.
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Posted: 7 months ago by DaftGretel:
I'm most curious about how the first night went... she's not even his wife, so did she go over for a date and decide not to leave the bathroom? Even if I'd been seeing someone for a few years, and we'd been drinking heavily, I'd find it awkward to have the person fall asleep on my toilet, and would have called 911 to report something was wrong when they wouldn't leave the toilet and requested a meal in there the next morning.
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Posted: 7 months ago by donteatpoop:
I can't shake the image of the guy feeding her buckets of chicken while she sits on the toilet seat, cause she had to have been eating...
Ew...
What do you think the toilet smelled like after they got her out of there. *vomits*
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Posted: 7 months ago by blurmore:
WOW I know IBS can be terrible but that is ridiculous.
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Posted: 7 months ago by chinook:
I wonder how things went when company was over?
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Posted: 7 months ago by ReBoot:
This is wrong on so many levels...
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Posted: 7 months ago by sykeo56:
"Honey, C'mon! What the hell? I have to take a s**t and you've been in there for like, a year and a half! Hurry it up already!"
/dialog as I imagine it
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Posted: 7 months ago by moe:
Normally I like to think I can come up with some witty repartee...but in this case...I am simply in awe.
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Posted: 7 months ago by Mitzuzake:
« moe : Normally I like to think I can come up with some witty repartee...but in this case...I am simply in awe. Shock and awe here...
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Posted: 7 months ago by tdiggity:
« indisguise : i know! what i'd like to know is where did HE go to the bathroom while his was occupied for 2 years. i think they may both be a bit off mentally.... I would assume they had another bathroom.
Anyways, everyone is glossing over the key issue here: What was she DOING in there? Reading? Did he install a tv for her? Playing Warcraft?!
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Posted: 7 months ago by Mitzuzake:
« donteatpoop : I can't shake the image of the guy feeding her buckets of chicken while she sits on the toilet seat, cause she had to have been eating... Eating yes, but NOT: working, showering, brushing teeth... WTF did she do all day? And all night? For over 700 days?? Did she have a TV and/or a comp in there at least? Really too many questions (that i fear the answers to).
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Posted: 7 months ago by skyewr:
...and no internets?
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Posted: 7 months ago by ImNotBlue:
I dunno, I think it's fake.
This woman is just full of crap.
Ba-Zing!
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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Posted: 7 months ago by smarty1052:
You know, I can't see any boyfriend going 2 years without sex.. I'm thinking they got kind of creative in that category.
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Posted: 7 months ago by Mitzuzake:
If the woman's smart (big "if" there), she'll put the toilet seat up on eBay once it's removed. And cleaned. Irradiated, even. Any bids?
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