<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family outing : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/wtf-/"/><tagline>Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family outing : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-10-12T16:29:02+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family outing]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/61144/1/" /><id>61144</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family outing]]></summary><issued>2008-05-09T00:16:13+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-09T00:16:13+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman loses claim over flatulence]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/51157/1/" /><id>51157</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman loses claim over flatulence]]></summary><issued>2008-02-18T21:40:59+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-18T21:40:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A British woman who said she suffered cruel jibes from work colleagues because of her chronic flatulence has lost a discrimination claim.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Family searches feces of cash-eating dog]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/28101/1/" /><id>28101</id><summary><![CDATA[Family searches feces of cash-eating dog]]></summary><issued>2007-07-20T00:43:04+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-20T00:43:04+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[*yikes*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman shows family her new van by running them over.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/22465/1/" /><id>22465</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman shows family her new van by running them over.]]></summary><issued>2007-06-02T12:28:09+01:00</issued><modified>2007-06-02T12:28:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In her excitement to show the family her new mini-van, she forgot which pedal was the brake and gave them a nearly fatal close up view.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Hotel room covered in human feces]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/37169/1/" /><id>37169</id><summary><![CDATA[Hotel room covered in human feces]]></summary><issued>2007-10-02T23:27:51+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-02T23:27:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;There were feces on the carpet, on the toilet door, on the external door, on the chair and on the wall,&quot; receptionist Rashid bin Hach said.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Truckload of human feces spills on Indiana roadway]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58769/1/" /><id>58769</id><summary><![CDATA[Truckload of human feces spills on Indiana roadway]]></summary><issued>2008-04-17T23:04:10+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-17T23:04:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Indiana 55 has reopened after a truckload of human feces spilled onto the roadway in northwestern Indiana's Crown Point.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman claims pet-sitter made her pig fat]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40119/1/" /><id>40119</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman claims pet-sitter made her pig fat]]></summary><issued>2007-10-31T07:14:34+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-31T07:14:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A woman is asking that abuse charges be filed against an acquaintance who was pet-sitting for her potbellied pig and allowed the animal to get fat.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Two teens charged in poo-tossing incident]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46668/1/" /><id>46668</id><summary><![CDATA[Two teens charged in poo-tossing incident]]></summary><issued>2008-01-10T02:49:27+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-10T02:49:27+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Two O'Fallon, Mo., teens face third-degree assault and property damage charges for allegedly slinging a bag of feces that coated a pregnant woman in poop.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Sandy police arrest teens who cooked feces in convenience store microwave]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59978/1/" /><id>59978</id><summary><![CDATA[Sandy police arrest teens who cooked feces in convenience store microwave]]></summary><issued>2008-04-29T06:25:03+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-29T06:25:03+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[New York woman drives like a maniac]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/17318/1/" /><id>17318</id><summary><![CDATA[New York woman drives like a maniac]]></summary><issued>2007-04-21T11:08:43+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-21T11:08:43+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A wild night left a Farmingdale, N.Y., woman charged with second degree assault, criminal mischief, DUI and leaving the scene of multiple accidents.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man Smears Feces On Himself Before Trial]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/77994/1/" /><id>77994</id><summary><![CDATA[Man Smears Feces On Himself Before Trial]]></summary><issued>2008-09-28T23:30:52+01:00</issued><modified>2008-09-28T23:30:52+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[He soiled himself and spread feces on his body just as his trial was scheduled to begin.(real s**t head)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25842/1/" /><id>25842</id><summary><![CDATA[Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator]]></summary><issued>2007-07-01T15:47:17+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-01T15:47:17+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use &quot;Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator&quot; to do all the hard work for you.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Your Family Owned My Family]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/57836/1/" /><id>57836</id><summary><![CDATA[Your Family Owned My Family]]></summary><issued>2008-04-10T20:24:26+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-10T20:24:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&#8220;I called there, and I eventually spoke with him, and I said: &#8216;Hello, Mr. David Wilson?&#8217; And he said: &#8216;Yes?&#8217; And I said, &#8216;Well, my name is David Wilson, and I believe your family once owned mine.&#8217;<br/><br/>&#8220;He paused for a second and said: &#8216;Well, that could be.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[You can claim part of the North Pole]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/43963/1/" /><id>43963</id><summary><![CDATA[You can claim part of the North Pole]]></summary><issued>2007-12-12T11:26:47+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-12T11:26:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Dutch individual took an official claim on the North Pole. You can buy a share in his claim; I definitely wouldn't but it's interesting enough to post.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Claim UK Troops Executed Iraqis ]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/51717/1/" /><id>51717</id><summary><![CDATA[Claim UK Troops Executed Iraqis ]]></summary><issued>2008-02-22T13:53:24+01:00</issued><modified>2008-02-22T13:53:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[British troops executed as many as 20 Iraqi prisoners after a gun battle in May 2004, lawyers claim. Some alleged survivors of the gun battle near the southern Iraqi town of Majar al-Kabir also claim corpses were mutilated by UK military personnel.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman raped, saw son die - then jailed]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/60240/1/" /><id>60240</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman raped, saw son die - then jailed]]></summary><issued>2008-05-01T02:42:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-01T02:42:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A woman who was trafficked across the border from Pakistan with her son, 3, was handed to an Afghan who raped her, then beat the toddler to death as she watched.<br/><br/>He was jailed for 20 years for murder - but the woman, Rukhma, was jailed, too.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[ 237 dogs removed from Texas woman's home]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44821/1/" /><id>44821</id><summary><![CDATA[ 237 dogs removed from Texas woman's home]]></summary><issued>2007-12-20T07:57:54+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-20T07:57:54+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Animal control officers removed 237 dogs from the home of a 70-year-old woman who said she had been breeding the animals. &quot;Many were covered in feces and urine. I think she slowly accumulated them to where they were more than she could handle.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman strips outside Fla. capitol building]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29908/1/" /><id>29908</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman strips outside Fla. capitol building]]></summary><issued>2007-08-02T07:20:32+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-02T07:20:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A Florida woman who decided to strip to the buff in front of the Old State Capitol building was charged with indecent exposure.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Woman mistaken for man wins suit]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/61734/1/" /><id>61734</id><summary><![CDATA[Woman mistaken for man wins suit]]></summary><issued>2008-05-14T00:38:35+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-14T00:38:35+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A woman kicked out of a women's toilet after a New York City restaurant mistook her for a man has settled her discrimination lawsuit for $US35,000 ($37,116).]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Bristol stool chart]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/54926/1/" /><id>54926</id><summary><![CDATA[Bristol stool chart]]></summary><issued>2008-03-19T16:55:26+01:00</issued><modified>2008-03-19T16:55:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In honor of National Poop for Peace day I give you The Bristol Stool Scale or Bristol Stool Chart, it is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human feces into seven groups.<br/><br/>Mine is almost always Type 3]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man apologizes for courtroom feces]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/2363/1/" /><id>2363</id><summary><![CDATA[Man apologizes for courtroom feces]]></summary><issued>2006-10-06T17:56:03+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-06T17:56:03+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Poop?!  You can't handle the poop!]]></content></entry></feed>