Pants riding low? You better stay away from Mansfield, La. Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail. picked by hisidea 1 year ago

Pearson was taken off the bench in May 2007, during his unsuccessful $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaning business, which he accused of failing to meet its promise of "satisfaction guaranteed."
*This assclown needs to STFU and go away. picked by dollyllama 4 months ago

...and it must be official - there's a website.

Quick - everybody strip! picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

A man spotted in the middle of a San Jose street early Friday with his pants down was arrested.(I heard he had an enormous...) picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."

Follow up on this and this. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Atlanta considers outlawing the popular, yet immobilizing, droopy pants style, even though it makes it easier to catch criminals wearing them. After all, they can't get far if their pants fall down. picked by suebe 1 year ago

Judge Bartnoff ruled in favor of Custom Cleaners and ordered Roy Pearson, who sued them for millions of dollars for misplacing his pants, to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung. picked by VooDooPeacock 1 year ago

A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say. picked by dollyllama 8 months ago

A pair of pants may help determine if elderly individuals have a high risk of slipping and falling by sensing fluctuations in their walking gait. picked by mutil8or 4 weeks ago

A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

these über-geeky pants boast a built-in keyboard that's apparently Bluetooth-enabled. But wait, there's MORE! These pants also feature... picked by leehblanc 4 months ago

Pull 'Em Up High.

Infuriatingly catch fashion advice in the form of a song with a little shoot 'em up game towards the end from High Street Ken.

To avoid confusion and potential embarrassment from the offset know that in this case these are good, honest, British Pants, and not Transatlantic Trousers. Also know that ALT+F4 will close the window. picked by pocksucket 2 months ago

Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

When it comes to their latest line, bosses at one underwear company are hoping for a rip-roaring success.

Inventors at the firm have designed the ultimate answer for sufferers of flatulence – pants with an in-built filter that cuts out nasty odours. picked by kissmenow 2 years ago

Put your hands up! Drop your pants. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

In Florida, he wasn't caught red-handed but by the seat of his burning pants! One of the packs of explosive dye in his waistband exploded! In addition to being hospitalized for minor injuries Kenneth Ray Brooks was charged with robbery. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

More than 200 people participated in the sixth annual No Pants! Subway Ride on the 6 line yesterday. picked by Bornbad 2 years ago

"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack confessed to U.S. Customs Agents. picked by Galoot 2 years ago

When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue. picked by kissmenow 1 year ago

NEW YORK - Maybe he was trying to beat the heat. A Brooklyn restaurant cook is accused of stealing frozen lobster tails by stuffing them down his pants. picked by bevissimo 2 months ago