Is That An Iguana In Your Pants Or.......... Posted: 4 months ago by doggylives
Suspected shoplifter tries to hide iguana in pants. FAIL
Police later asked if he minded the smell, the Iguana said it'd smelt worse.
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Police to crack down on saggy pants Posted: 1 year ago by hisidea
Pants riding low? You better stay away from Mansfield, La. Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail.
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Judge in pants lawsuit sues to get job back Posted: 4 months ago by dollyllama
Pearson was taken off the bench in May 2007, during his unsuccessful $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaning business, which he accused of failing to meet its promise of "satisfaction guaranteed."
*This assclown needs to STFU and go away.
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Today Is No Pants Day Posted: 1 year ago by gnikgnok
...and it must be official - there's a website.
Quick - everybody strip!
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Judge Continues to Press Pants Suit Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."
Follow up on this and this.
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San Jose Man Arrested In Street With Pants Down Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
A man spotted in the middle of a San Jose street early Friday with his pants down was arrested.(I heard he had an enormous...)
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Keyboard-infused pants make it okay to grab your crotch Posted: 4 months ago by leehblanc
these über-geeky pants boast a built-in keyboard that's apparently Bluetooth-enabled. But wait, there's MORE! These pants also feature...
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Pull Your Pants Up Posted: 2 months ago by pocksucket
Pull 'Em Up High.
Infuriatingly catch fashion advice in the form of a song with a little shoot 'em up game towards the end from High Street Ken.
To avoid confusion and potential embarrassment from the offset know that in this case these are good, honest, British Pants, and not Transatlantic Trousers. Also know that ALT+F4 will close the window.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 167 [+].
Man steals guitar by placing it in pants Posted: 5 months ago by AutumnLotus
Police are searching for a man accused of shoving an electric guitar in his pants and walking out of a store in Lewiston, Maine.
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Droopy pants to be outlawed? Posted: 1 year ago by suebe
Atlanta considers outlawing the popular, yet immobilizing, droopy pants style, even though it makes it easier to catch criminals wearing them. After all, they can't get far if their pants fall down.
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The $54 Million Dollar Pants Posted: 1 year ago by VooDooPeacock
Judge Bartnoff ruled in favor of Custom Cleaners and ordered Roy Pearson, who sued them for millions of dollars for misplacing his pants, to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.
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Man Who Hid Knives In Pants Stabs Self Posted: 8 months ago by dollyllama
A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.
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E-Textile Pants Identify Fall-Prone Elderly Posted: 1 month ago by mutil8or
A pair of pants may help determine if elderly individuals have a high risk of slipping and falling by sensing fluctuations in their walking gait.
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Pants padlocked to stop parlour prostitution Posted: 5 months ago by AutumnLotus
A bid by a local government in Indonesia's East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women's empowerment as saying.
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Pants On Fire For Robber Posted: 2 years ago by musicgirldani
In Florida, he wasn't caught red-handed but by the seat of his burning pants! One of the packs of explosive dye in his waistband exploded! In addition to being hospitalized for minor injuries Kenneth Ray Brooks was charged with robbery.
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They came. They saw. They took off their pants Posted: 2 years ago by Bornbad
More than 200 people participated in the sixth annual No Pants! Subway Ride on the 6 line yesterday.
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Police: Men smuggled monkeys in pants Posted: 2 years ago by Galoot
"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack confessed to U.S. Customs Agents.
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Lawyer's Price For Missing Pants: $65 Million Posted: 1 year ago by kissmenow
When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 144 [+].
'Farty pants' set to cause a stink Posted: 2 years ago by kissmenow
When it comes to their latest line, bosses at one underwear company are hoping for a rip-roaring success.
Inventors at the firm have designed the ultimate answer for sufferers of flatulence – pants with an in-built filter that cuts out nasty odours.
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Fla. police search for thieves who steal pants Posted: 2 years ago by Bornbad
Put your hands up! Drop your pants.
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Cook accused of stealing lobster tails by stuffing them in his pants Posted: 3 months ago by bevissimo
NEW YORK - Maybe he was trying to beat the heat. A Brooklyn restaurant cook is accused of stealing frozen lobster tails by stuffing them down his pants.
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